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[00:00.000]大唐Gang
[00:00.586]演唱：倒悬的橘子/A 路人/枪弹轨迹/深海色带鱼
[00:01.172]作词：倒悬的橘子/Oz/A 路人/枪弹轨迹/深海色带鱼
[00:01.758]作曲：倒悬的橘子/DMYoung
[00:02.344]编曲：Jeffrey Z
[00:02.930]制作人：Jeffrey Z
[00:03.516]唢呐：浑元Rysn
[00:04.102]混音：郭子敬
[00:04.688]母带：郭子敬
[00:05.274]音乐监制：Hannah
[00:05.860]音乐统筹：卡妹Iriel/霓霓
[00:06.446]音乐发行：Amber/吴哲宇
[00:07.032]出品：哔哩哔哩音乐制作中心
[00:07.620]唐僧：
[00:09.750]我是东土大唐而来
[00:11.340]拜佛求经的和尚
[00:12.780]妖怪先别杠
[00:13.890]嘴巴给我合上
[00:15.270]西天拜佛求经让我感觉
[00:16.710]特别的棒
[00:17.700]还有几位女施主会变换妖怪模样
[00:20.100]这西天的路
[00:21.120]老子从不自己走
[00:22.350]身边homie 都很酷
[00:23.670]就是长的有点丑
[00:24.810]我不是故意的开了几瓶路易的酒
[00:27.300]就这样富裕的招惹了那些妒忌的狗
[00:30.060]悟空：
[00:30.270]师傅你看前面山上有个妖怪
[00:32.790]Eiiiiiiii
[00:33.030]俺老孙这就把他招待
[00:34.740]哼
[00:35.580]七十二变引到郊外
[00:37.800]Eiiiiiiii
[00:38.100]脑袋揪下来去烧菜
[00:39.810]哼
[00:40.110]好歹也是曾经闹天宫的齐天大圣
[00:42.450]这又是哪的臭鱼烂虾在做弥天大梦
[00:45.000]师傅说降妖除魔之前先把机器发动
[00:47.490]我筋骨变形金刚而你却是一汽大众
[00:50.010]八戒：
[00:50.310]这里是八戒的八
[00:51.330]送你朵八月的花
[00:52.740]有什么妖怪强盗我老猪都发泄的杀
[00:55.230]听说女王陛下要做我那家业的妈
[00:57.810]害我猴哥和沙师弟吃了仨月的瓜
[01:00.300]对我丑是丑了点
[01:01.560]可咱干活有真劲儿啊
[01:03.000]内三个姐姐都要嫁我
[01:04.470]这怎么回事儿呢
[01:05.550]我早就跟你说过
[01:06.660]大家都有这个心意
[01:08.040]那斯文不能当饭吃
[01:09.360]我只能说到这儿了
[01:10.500]沙僧：
[01:10.710]大师兄被妖怪捉走了
[01:12.600]Heyyyyy
[01:13.200]二师兄被妖怪捉走了
[01:15.150]Ha
[01:15.630]师傅也被妖怪捉走了
[01:17.970]Heyyyyy
[01:18.240]姑娘们快出来喝酒了
[01:20.250]好
[01:20.490]大师兄他说的对
[01:21.780]二师兄他说的对
[01:22.950]那观音菩萨ta 说的对呀
[01:24.330]只有师傅还在睡
[01:25.530]有时候真想打他一棒子在给他加个倍
[01:28.080]然后对着他的光头说句xx 你不配
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[01:50.730]唐僧：
[01:56.340]悟空微微施展招数棒子染成红色
[01:58.680]抱歉贫僧不能超度你得葬身恒河
[02:01.170]望着女儿国王御弟也曾不安忐忑
[02:03.630]可大唐现在不要别的只要新的坦克
[02:06.210]出家人的家里不如那画里的华丽
[02:08.370]看看我眼里的杀气可以来霸气的杀你
[02:11.009]我的袈裟亮晶晶让你们感到压力
[02:13.530]我的徒弟杀妖精就像是鲨鱼吃虾米
[02:15.750]悟空：
[02:15.960]我是来自花果山的悍匪水帘洞的美猴王
[02:18.810]每天起早贪黑专打酒鬼流氓
[02:21.150]齐天大圣一改唐三藏的保安队长
[02:23.670]My crew 杀死比赛而你在乞讨安慰奖
[02:26.160]上当俺老孙干什磨
[02:28.860]不想当人助理我想干神佛
[02:31.230]Bang Bang 从大唐到神罗
[02:34.050]大名今天告诉你我斗战胜佛
[02:36.150]八戒：
[02:36.360]不想听你废话妖怪赶快住嘴吧
[02:38.850]难道有人想亲你爷爷的猪嘴巴
[02:41.310]想要师傅袈裟老子偏偏不给他
[02:43.890]随手拿起钉耙就把这群畜鬼杀
[02:46.380]想在西天边缘疯狂试探反复横跳
[02:48.810]开玩笑别乱叫难料残暴是我的弹药
[02:51.930]你想要反抗最好先去天上挂号
[02:54.420]老子是鬼畜区AKA 大炮
[02:56.640]沙僧：
[02:56.850]大师兄被妖怪捉走了
[02:58.920]Heyyyyy
[02:59.340]二师兄被妖怪捉走了
[03:01.230]嚯
[03:01.800]师父我也被妖怪捉走了
[03:03.840]Heyyyyy
[03:04.320]妖怪们快出来喝酒了
[03:06.750]好
[03:08.490]I agree with what he says
[03:09.540]I agree with what you say
[03:10.050]I've heard that what 观音say
[03:10.980]But my teacher's slept his day
[03:12.150]How I want to slap him in the face and double what he pays
[03:13.530]And they whisper in the ear and tell him
[03:14.520]U are 大宝贝
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