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[00:01.320]悟空：
[00:01.560]师傅你看前面山上有个妖怪
[00:03.960]Eiiiiiiii
[00:04.560]俺老孙这就把他招待
[00:06.240]哼
[00:07.020]七十二变引到郊外
[00:08.970]Eiiiiiiii
[00:09.510]脑袋揪下来去烧菜
[00:11.160]哼
[00:11.340]好歹也是曾经闹天宫的齐天大圣
[00:13.830]这又是哪的臭鱼烂虾在做弥天大梦
[00:16.260]师傅说降妖除魔之前先把机器发动
[00:18.780]我筋骨变形金刚而你却是一汽大众
[00:21.030]八戒：
[00:21.270]这里是八戒的八
[00:22.530]送你朵八月的花
[00:23.790]有什么妖怪强盗我老猪都发泄的杀
[00:26.400]听说女王陛下要做我那家业的妈
[00:28.860]害我猴哥和沙师弟吃了仨月的瓜
[00:31.320]对我丑是丑了点
[00:32.729]可咱干活有真劲儿啊
[00:34.020]内三个姐姐都要嫁我
[00:35.400]这怎么回事儿呢
[00:36.480]我早就跟你说过
[00:37.590]大家都有这个心意
[00:38.880]那斯文不能当饭吃
[00:48.930]我只能说到这儿了
[01:01.950]沙僧：
[01:04.769]大师兄被妖怪捉走了
[01:20.190]Heyyyyy
[01:21.210]二师兄被妖怪捉走了
[01:36.540]Ha
[01:38.490]师傅也被妖怪捉走了
[01:40.770]Heyyyyy
[01:40.950]姑娘们快出来喝酒了