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[00:00.000]大唐Gang
[00:00.634]演唱：倒悬的橘子/A 路人/枪弹轨迹/深海色带鱼
[00:01.268]作词：倒悬的橘子/Oz/A 路人/枪弹轨迹/深海色带鱼
[00:01.902]作曲：倒悬的橘子/DMYoung
[00:02.536]编曲：Jeffrey Z
[00:03.170]制作人：Jeffrey Z
[00:03.804]唢呐：浑元Rysn
[00:04.438]混音：郭子敬
[00:05.072]母带：郭子敬
[00:05.706]音乐监制：Hannah
[00:06.340]音乐统筹：卡妹Iriel/霓霓
[00:06.974]音乐发行：Amber/吴哲宇
[00:07.608]出品：哔哩哔哩音乐制作中心
[00:08.250]唐僧：
[00:09.900]我是东土大唐而来
[00:11.340]拜佛求经的和尚
[00:12.540]妖怪先别杠
[00:13.770]嘴巴给我合上
[00:15.030]西天拜佛求经让我感觉
[00:16.650]特别的棒
[00:17.550]还有几位女施主会变换妖怪模样
[00:19.950]这西天的路
[00:20.970]老子从不自己走
[00:22.170]身边homie 都很酷
[00:23.400]就是长的有点丑
[00:24.510]我不是故意的开了几瓶路易的酒
[00:27.030]就这样富裕的招惹了那些妒忌的狗
[00:29.310]悟空：
[00:29.550]师傅你看前面山上有个妖怪
[00:30.330]Eiiiiiiii
[00:30.420]俺老孙这就把他招待
[00:31.020]哼
[00:31.140]七十二变引到郊外
[00:31.680]Eiiiiiiii
[00:31.770]脑袋揪下来去烧菜
[00:32.310]哼
[00:32.430]好歹也是曾经闹天宫的齐天大圣
[00:33.330]这又是哪的臭鱼烂虾在做弥天大梦
[00:34.440]师傅说降妖除魔之前先把机器发动
[00:35.520]我筋骨变形金刚而你却是一汽大众
[00:36.510]八戒：
[00:36.720]这里是八戒的八
[00:37.200]送你朵八月的花
[00:37.680]有什么妖怪强盗我老猪都发泄的杀
[00:38.880]听说女王陛下要做我那家业的妈
[00:39.840]害我猴哥和沙师弟吃了仨月的瓜
[00:40.800]对我丑是丑了点
[00:41.310]可咱干活有真劲儿啊
[00:41.910]内三个姐姐都要嫁我
[00:42.510]这怎么回事儿呢
[00:43.050]我早就跟你说过
[00:43.530]大家都有这个心意
[00:44.070]那斯文不能当饭吃
[00:44.610]我只能说到这儿了
[00:45.390]沙僧：
[00:45.600]大师兄被妖怪捉走了
[00:46.230]Heyyyyy
[00:46.320]二师兄被妖怪捉走了
[00:46.920]Ha
[00:47.040]师傅也被妖怪捉走了
[00:47.670]Heyyyyy
[00:47.760]姑娘们快出来喝酒了
[00:48.480]好
[00:48.630]大师兄他说的对
[00:49.140]二师兄他说的对
[00:49.740]那观音菩萨ta 说的对呀
[00:50.490]只有师傅还在睡
[00:50.970]有时候真想打他一棒子在给他加个倍
[00:52.200]然后对着他的光头说句xx 你不配
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[00:55.860]唐僧：
[00:56.100]悟空微微施展招数棒子染成红色
[00:57.030]抱歉贫僧不能超度你得葬身恒河
[00:58.020]望着女儿国王御弟也曾不安忐忑
[00:59.010]可大唐现在不要别的只要新的坦克
[01:00.000]出家人的家里不如那画里的华丽
[01:00.900]看看我眼里的杀气可以来霸气的杀你
[01:02.190]我的袈裟亮晶晶让你们感到压力
[01:03.120]我的徒弟杀妖精就像是鲨鱼吃虾米
[01:04.319]悟空：
[01:04.590]我是来自花果山的悍匪水帘洞的美猴王
[01:05.730]每天起早贪黑专打酒鬼流氓
[01:06.600]齐天大圣一改唐三藏的保安队长
[01:08.130]My crew 杀死比赛而你在乞讨安慰奖
[01:09.390]上当俺老孙干什磨
[01:10.050]不想当人助理我想干神佛
[01:10.800]Bang Bang 从大唐到神罗
[01:11.400]大名今天告诉你我斗战胜佛
[01:12.180]八戒：
[01:12.390]不想听你废话妖怪赶快住嘴吧
[01:13.470]难道有人想亲你爷爷的猪嘴巴
[01:14.310]想要师傅袈裟老子偏偏不给他
[01:15.240]随手拿起钉耙就把这群畜鬼杀
[01:16.320]想在西天边缘疯狂试探反复横跳
[01:17.220]开玩笑别乱叫难料残暴是我的弹药
[01:18.180]你想要反抗最好先去天上挂号
[01:19.020]老子是鬼畜区AKA 大炮
[01:19.680]沙僧：
[01:20.010]大师兄被妖怪捉走了
[01:20.610]Heyyyyy
[01:20.700]二师兄被妖怪捉走了
[01:21.690]嚯
[01:21.810]师父我也被妖怪捉走了
[01:22.620]Heyyyyy
[01:22.710]妖怪们快出来喝酒了
[01:23.430]好
[01:23.640]I agree with what he says
[01:24.240]I agree with what you say
[01:24.840]I've heard that what 观音say
[01:25.650]But my teacher's slept his day
[01:26.370]How I want to slap him in the face and double what he pays
[01:27.960]And they whisper in the ear and tell him
[01:28.740]U are 大宝贝
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