[03:29.00]How ya goin
[03:29.00]My name's Macca
[03:29.00]People give me shit about my mullet
[03:29.00]so I thought id write a rap song
[03:29.00]
[03:29.00]I've got a mullet
[03:29.00]people say to cut it
[03:29.00]They don't know I love it
[03:29.00]so I tell them to shove it
[03:29.00]
[03:29.00]I got a voice you can't stand
[03:29.00]I'm going back to Queensland
[03:29.00]Yeah XXXX is my brand
[03:29.00]It's the beer I love
[03:29.00]Always drinking up in the pub
[03:29.00]Until the bouncers kick me out and say
[03:29.00]I'm too drunk
[03:29.00]
[03:29.00]I drove home once and ended up in handcuffs cause I got a mullet and the cops think my beards rough just because I look tough and there's chunks in my mo
[03:29.00]just from before when I spewed up
[03:29.00]Out the front of the cop station
[03:29.00]I just wasted, a 4.95 counter lunch that wasn't worth tasting, now I'm in another difficult situation that needs facing.
[03:29.00]
[03:29.00]I've got a mullet
[03:29.00]people say to cut it
[03:29.00]They don't know I love it
[03:29.00]so I tell them to shove it
[03:29.00]
[03:29.00]Yo I bet you didn't know
[03:29.00]that a yobbo like me
[03:29.00]can bust to a beat..
[03:29.00]just because my hair hangs down to my arse cheeks
[03:29.00]I'm trying to grow it longer so it can touch my feet
[03:29.00]
[03:29.00]People always say that it's a known fact short at the sides and long at the back is classed as a mullet,
[03:29.00]that's why you always cop shit and people say
[03:29.00]You should cut it!
[03:29.00]
[03:29.00]Stick my finger up and say stuff it
[03:29.00]mate the chicks love it so stop hating
[03:29.00]now you want to walk off acting all embarrassed because I've got a mullet like my pal Ivan marich
[03:29.00]
[03:29.00]Now if you want to start shit we'll go old school and we'l bring back the Biff kid
[03:29.00]Give me all the shit that you want
[03:29.00]I've got two words for you mate.. piss off!
[03:29.00]
[03:29.00]I've got a mullet
[03:29.00]people say to cut it
[03:29.00]They don't know I love it
[03:29.00]so I tell them to shove it
[03:29.00]I've got a mullet
[03:29.00]people say to cut it
[03:29.00]They don't know I love it
[03:29.00]so I tell them to shove it
[03:29.00]
[03:29.00]I've got a mullet baby
[03:29.00]short at the sides and wavy
[03:29.00]I've got a mullet baby
[03:29.00]short at the sides and wavy
[03:29.00]I've got a mullet baby
[03:29.00]short at the sides and wavy
[03:29.00]I've got a mullet baby
[03:29.00]short at the sides and wavy
[03:29.00]
[03:29.00]Mate you want to come up and give me shit about my mullet mate!
[03:29.00]you know what happened to the last bloke mate I snapped him.. I snapped him..
[03:29.00]I'm letting you off mate
[03:29.00]I'm writing a rap song mate
[03:29.00]I don't care if you've got a mullet
[03:29.00]A Skullet
[03:29.00]you just rep that shit and love it alright
[03:29.00]I don't need no hairdresser mate
[03:29.00]I'm gonna keep my mullet forever mate
[03:29.00]it's going nowhere.. just like me
[03:29.00]alright.. Macca's out.. like that!