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[00:00.000]Like A Boss (Album Version|Explicit) - The Lonely Island
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[00:00.251]Mr Samberg Thanks for coming to your performance review
[00:03.088]Mr Samberg欢迎来到关于你业绩评价的现场
[00:03.088]No problem
[00:03.867]没问题
[00:03.867]So you're in charge around here is that fair to say
[00:06.077]所以你是这儿的头 这么说没错吧
[00:06.077]Absolutely I'm the boss
[00:08.087]绝对没错 我是这里的老板
[00:08.087]Okay so take us through a day in the life of the boss
[00:11.266]好 那就带我们走进老板一天的生活吧
[00:11.266]Well the first thing I do is
[00:12.805]每天我第一件要做的事就是
[00:12.805]Talk to to corporate like a boss
[00:14.305]像个老板那样跟企业谈谈
[00:14.305]Approve memos like a boss
[00:15.855]像个老板那样审批着备忘录的事
[00:15.855]Lead a workshop like a boss
[00:17.354]像个老板那样带着员工们打拼
[00:17.354]Remember birthdays like a boss
[00:19.024]像个老板那样记得每个员工的生日
[00:19.024]Direct workflow like a boss
[00:20.604]像个老板那样指导工作流程
[00:20.604]My own bathroom like a boss
[00:22.314]像个老板那样有自己的浴室
[00:22.314]Micromanage like a boss
[00:23.603]像个老板那样对事情进行微处理
[00:23.603]Promote Synergy like a boss
[00:25.203]像个老板那样推动协同效应
[00:25.203]Hit on Debra like a boss
[00:26.873]像个老板那样与Debra滚床单
[00:26.873]Get rejected like a boss
[00:28.423]像个老板那样接受拒绝
[00:28.423]Swallow sadness like a boss
[00:30.103]像个老板那样隐藏自己的悲伤
[00:30.103]Send some faxes like a boss
[00:31.723]像个老板那样发些传真
[00:31.723]Call a sex line like a boss
[00:33.403]像个老板那样拨打性爱热线
[00:33.403]Cry deeply like a boss
[00:34.893]像个老板那样深深地哭泣
[00:34.893]Demand a refund like a boss
[00:36.513]像个老板那样要求偿还
[00:36.513]Eat a bagel like a boss
[00:38.082]像个老板那样吃个百吉饼
[00:38.082]Harrassment lawsuit like a boss
[00:39.722]像个老板那样提出骚扰诉讼
[00:39.722]No promotion like a boss
[00:41.401]像个老板那样升到顶级职位
[00:41.401]Fifth of vodka like a boss
[00:42.951]像个老板那样喝五分之一的伏特加
[00:42.951]Sh*t on Debra's desk like a boss
[00:44.751]像个老板那样猛干Debra
[00:44.751]Buy a gun like a boss
[00:46.070]像个老板那样买把枪
[00:46.070]In my mouth like a boss
[00:47.640]像我嘴里的老板那样
[00:47.640]Oh f**k man I can't f**king do it sh*t
[00:51.018]真该死 我不能这么做
[00:51.018]P**sy out like a boss
[00:52.508]像个老板那样让女人爽翻天
[00:52.508]Puke on Debra's desk like a boss
[00:54.118]像个老板那样吐在Debra的桌子上
[00:54.118]Jump out the window like a boss
[00:55.638]像个老板那样逃出窗外
[00:55.638]Suck a dude's dick like a boss
[00:57.318]像个老板那样用口满足下伙计的老弟
[00:57.318]Score some coke like a boss
[00:58.908]像个老板那样吸**
[00:58.908]Crash my car like a boss
[01:00.468]像个老板那样撞毁我的车
[01:00.468]Suck my own dick like a boss
[01:02.088]像个老板那样尝下自己的小弟弟
[01:02.088]Eat some chicken strips like a boss
[01:03.707]像个老板那样去叫个鸡
[01:03.707]Chop my balls off like a boss
[01:05.257]像个老板那样砍掉我的蛋蛋
[01:05.257]Black out in the sewer like a boss
[01:06.876]像个老板那样滚床单滚到失去意识
[01:06.876]Meet a giant fish like a boss
[01:08.446]像个老板那样去深海捕只大鱼
[01:08.446]F**k its brains out like a boss
[01:10.034]像个老板那样爽到失去意识
[01:10.034]Turn into a jet like a boss
[01:11.663]像个老板那样化身成为无敌火箭
[01:11.663]Bomb the Russians like a boss
[01:13.192]像个老板那样炸了俄罗斯
[01:13.192]Crash into the sun like a boss
[01:14.852]像个老板那样撞上太阳
[01:14.852]Now I'm dead like a boss
[01:16.870]如今我像个老板那样结束了自己的命
[01:16.870]Uh huh So that's an average day for you then
[01:20.559]所以 这就是你的日常生活么
[01:20.559]No doubt
[01:21.819]毫无疑问啊
[01:21.819]You chop your balls off and die
[01:23.419]你砍了你的蛋蛋然后去见马克思了
[01:23.419]Hell yeah
[01:25.069]没错
[01:25.069]And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own dick
[01:28.508]我在想的一点是 你能够用口满足自己的小弟弟么
[01:28.508]Nope
[01:29.638]不是的
[01:29.638]Actually I'm pretty sure you did
[01:31.058]其实我很确定你可以办到的
[01:31.058]Nah that ain't me
[01:33.217]不 那不是我
[01:33.217]Okay well this has been eye opening for me
[01:35.676]好吧 这肯定会让我大开眼界
[01:35.676]I'm the boss
[01:36.746]我是这里的老板
[01:36.746]Yeah I know I got that You said it about four-hundred times
[01:39.225]我知道啊 你已经说了四百多次了
[01:39.225]I'm the boss
[01:40.255]我是这里的老板
[01:40.255]Yeah yeah I got it
[01:41.294]我知道啊
[01:41.294]I'm the boss
[01:41.994]我是这里的老板
[01:41.994]Ok I heard you bye
[01:44.664]好吧 我听到你说了 再见
[01:44.664]LIKE A BOSS
[01:45.264]像个老板那样
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