Champagne Lecture - Frank Zappa/The Mothers of Invention
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You know
你知道
A lotsa of people don't bother about their friends in the VEGETABLE KINGDOM
在蔬菜王国很多人都不关心他们的朋友
They think"What can I say
他们想我能说什么
What can a person who is new to the Midwest say to a vegetable"
一个初到中西部的人能对植物人说什么呢
Suss it out wankers
搞懂了吗
Suss it out wankers
搞懂了吗
Suss it out wankers
搞懂了吗
Suss it out wankers
搞懂了吗
Suss it out wankers
搞懂了吗
Suss it out wankers
搞懂了吗
Suss it out wankers
搞懂了吗
What's the matter with you
你怎么了
Aynsley Dunbar
安斯利·邓巴
And after sussed it out wankers
等我搞懂了之后
Ok
好
You go and get yourself a big bottle of champagne
你去给自己倒一大瓶香槟
AAAH
啊
Find yourself a young vegetable victim
发现自己是个植物人受害者
Yeah
是
Take your young vegetable victim
带着你的植物人受害者
Step one now this is very important
第一步这非常重要
You have to do it exactly this way
你必须这样做
Bring the band on down behind me boys
带着兄弟们来到我的身后
This gets technnical First: You get a Polaroid camera
这变得很专业首先：你有一台宝丽来相机
Mothers: Yeah
母亲:是的
FZ: And you make one good jump
FZ：你跳得不错
From a balcony to another balcony on the seventh floor of the Sheraton Hotel in Jacksonville
在杰克逊维尔的喜来登酒店七楼，从一个阳台到另一个露台
Aynsley Dunbar ladies and gentlemen
安斯利·邓巴女士们先生们
When you land on the other balcony with your Polaroid camera
当你拿着宝丽来相机降落在另一个阳台上
Something like this
就像这样
Heeey
嘿
Shoot off one good flashbulb catching
扣动扳机引发轰动
The agent will immediately turn around and say
代理马上转过来说
You know I sure would like to have that photograph
你知道我真的很想要那张照片
You walk up to the agent and say"Well ha
你走向经纪人说好吧
Funny you should mention it
有趣的是你竟然提到了
I have this photograph here and just about time to develop it
我这里有一张照片是时候把它冲洗出来了
Yes it turned out great it shows both of you here
结果很好你们都在这里
And I'll give you this photograph if you'll give me the munchkin vegetable that you're with in order that I might make a few more pictures"
我会把这张照片给你，如果你能给我你所带的绿皮蔬菜，我就可以再拍几张照片。
So you make a quick trade
所以你做了一笔快速交易
Holding the champagne bottle in abeyance until the rest of the members of your band have jumped over the same balcony
手里拿着香槟瓶暂停使用直到你的乐队的其他成员都跳过了同一个阳台
Eeeeeeeeh
哼哼
And come in and taken their places around the bed where the munchkin vegetable is laid out
他们走进来，在摆放着蔬菜的床边各坐各的位置
Posing: Leg up in the air and legs down legs to the side
摆拍：双腿抬起在空中，双腿放下，双腿转向一侧
Then after some deft manipulation of the vital parts of the munchkin vegetable
在熟练操作了几下这种蔬菜的重要部位之后
Hey I want some baby to hold my tool and squeeze it
嘿我想要一个宝贝帮我拿着枪尽情摇摆
With one masterful stroke -you might use several masterful strokes- shake up the magnum of champagne to a foamy froth
Holding your thumb over the end of it
伸出你的拇指
No no no not the cork in Frank
我不是说Frank身上的那种东西
You pull the cork out
你拔出瓶塞
Suss it out wankers
搞懂了吗
They're a hip audience Frank
他们是时髦的观众Frank
They know what's gonna happen next
他们知道接下来会发生什么
After the band has given you their complete attention
在乐队完全关注你之后
And is watching closely for the precise moment of the detonation of the alcoholic beverage into the vital organ you give a sort of casual glance around the bedroom of the Sheraton
正密切注视着酒精饮料进入重要器官的准确时刻，你会在喜来登的卧室里不经意地瞥一眼。
A suave little smile and wink one eye
温和的微笑眨了眨眼
Adjust your bow tie and just stuff it right in there
调整好你的领结塞进里面
Aaaah
啊
And then you tell 'em how you feel
然后你告诉他们你的感受
You whip it right out take a snort off of it
你拿出枪来吸一口
How do you feel
你感觉怎么样
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