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[06:07.00]Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings
[06:07.00]看好了,我原打算对你们手下留情,不至于伤害你们
[06:07.00]But I'm only going to get this one chance(Six minutes, six minutes)
[06:07.00]可是我要把握这唯一的机会
[06:07.00]Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
[06:07.00]有什么不对劲,我能感觉到(六分钟,Slim Shady,该你出场了)
[06:07.00]Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what
[06:07.00]我只是觉得,要出大事儿了,但我不知道会发生什么
[06:07.00]If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble – big trouble – and if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances
[06:07.00]如果那意味着,我的意思是,我们将身处麻烦,大麻烦。如果他是像你说的那种疯子,那我不会冒险。
[06:07.00]You were just what the doctor ordered
[06:07.00]就是你!Dr.Dre的得意门生!
[06:07.00]I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
[06:07.00]此刻我感觉好像说唱之神降临,降临
[06:07.00]All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
[06:07.00]所有小伙伴都跟着前后摇摆,摇摆
[06:07.00]Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
[06:07.00]就好像抽嘴巴的比赛,谁也打不到对方,对方
[06:07.00]They said I rap like a robot, so call me rap-bot
[06:07.00]我的说唱精密的想个机器,你们大可叫我“说唱机器”
[06:07.00]But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes
[06:07.00]计算机般的说唱起源于基因
[06:07.00]I got a laptop in my back pocket
[06:07.00]可虽说我兜里装着笔记本
[06:07.00]My pen'll go off when I half **** it
[06:07.00]我的笔还是会在半击发状态冲膛而出
[06:07.00]Got a fat knot from that rap profit
[06:07.00]通过饶舌,我赚得盆盈钵满
[06:07.00]Made a living and a killing off it
[06:07.00]谋生同时,大肆**
[06:07.00]Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
[06:07.00]那年Bill Clinton还是美国总统
[06:07.00]With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his *******
[06:07.00]Monica Lewinsky还在和他****
[06:07.00]I'm an MC still as honest
[06:07.00]时至今日,我依然是个敢说实话的MC
[06:07.00]But as rude and indecent as all hell
[06:07.00]只不过我极度粗俗无礼,残暴下流
[06:07.00]Syllables, skill-a-holic (Kill 'em all with)
[06:07.00]惯用音律,**成性
[06:07.00]This flippity, dippity-hippity hip-hop
[06:07.00]精通这巧妙滴,胡扯滴,嘻哈滴风格
[06:07.00]You don't really wanna get into a pissing match with this rappity-rap
[06:07.00]你一定不想掺和这充满火药味的说唱较量
[06:07.00]Packing a mack in the back of the Ac, backpack rap, crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack
[06:07.00]小心我Acura车后藏着的冲锋枪,拒绝俗套的说唱,无关联的词我也赋予韵脚
[06:07.00]And at the exact same time
[06:07.00]与此同时
[06:07.00]I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing that
[06:07.00]我一边练习一边尝试高难度饶舌杂技
[06:07.00]I'll still be able to break a mother******' table
[06:07.00]这把岁数我依然能一下打倒一桌人
[06:07.00]Over the back of a couple of ******s and crack it in half
[06:07.00]包括从前那两位基佬,把他们撕成两半【曾与Em有beef的Insane Clown Posse的两位成员】
[06:07.00]Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
[06:07.00]事后想想当初质疑我签Aftermath的人真是讽刺到家了
[06:07.00]How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack
[06:07.00]我怎么可能不红爆?而我要做的就是抛下满载我愤怒的F(****)号炸弹
[06:07.00]Rappers are having a rough time period, here's a Maxi-Pad
[06:07.00]于是rapper们的“那几天”就不太好过,像大号护垫【period隐喻经期】
[06:07.00]It's actually disastrously bad for the wack
[06:07.00]这对那些渣渣来说简直悲剧般糟糕
[06:07.00]while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece yeah
[06:07.00]而我用神来之笔写出这首无以伦比的rap力作,因为我:
[06:07.00]Cause I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
[06:07.00]此刻我感觉好像说唱之神降临,降临
[06:07.00]All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
[06:07.00]所有小伙伴都跟着前后摇摆,摇摆
[06:07.00]Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
[06:07.00]就好像抽嘴巴的比赛,谁也打不到对方,对方
[06:07.00]Let me show you maintaining this **** ain't that hard, that hard
[06:07.00]来看看我轻松地保持状态到比赛的终场,终场
[06:07.00]Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got
[06:07.00]每个人都想要秘诀,成为我这种不朽说唱传奇
[06:07.00]Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberance
[06:07.00]其实这宝典就是我怒火中的勃勃青春
[06:07.00]Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
[06:07.00]人们喜欢吹捧我有伤大雅的歌词
[06:07.00]Hit the earth like an asteroid, and did nothing but shoot for the moon since (PPEEYOOM)
[06:07.00]做得都是摘星射月的大事,因为自出道我就惊天地泣鬼神
[06:07.00]MC's get taken to school with this music
[06:07.00]我的音乐让MC们自惭形秽,补习押韵
[06:07.00]Cause I use it as a vehicle to 'bus the rhyme'
[06:07.00]因为我创作的歌词韵脚完美,无懈可击
[06:07.00]Now I lead a new school full of students
[06:07.00]如同当年Busta Ryhmes引领New School风潮
[06:07.00]Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N-W-A., Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim
[06:07.00]我?本人集 Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N-W-A., Cube, 还有, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy之大成,真心感谢
[06:07.00]Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and being in a position
[06:07.00]是他们让Slim汲取了足够灵感,厚积薄发才到了今天的地位
[06:07.00]To meet Run-D.M.C. and induct them into the mother******' Rock n'
[06:07.00]让我能在09年把Run D.M.C引进摇滚名人堂
[06:07.00]Roll Hall of Fame even though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames
[06:07.00]尽管我这种邪恶化身,一进教堂就会被上帝燃成烈焰
[06:07.00]Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
[06:07.00]我唯一能被引荐入住的名人堂就是酒鬼名人堂了
[06:07.00]On the wall of shame
[06:07.00]我***的过去,被钉在耻辱柱上
[06:07.00]You fags think it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames
[06:07.00]你们这帮废物以为这只是儿戏,直到我脚下掀起一连串的光辉
[06:07.00]Off of planking, tell me what in the **** are you thinking?
[06:07.00]贴地飞行,告诉我你*在想些什么?
[06:07.00]Little gay looking boy
[06:07.00]搞基小男孩
[06:07.00]So gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy
[06:07.00]我都没法像你那么“直”接地跟别人形容你这样的货
[06:07.00]You witnessing a ********
[06:07.00]你见证了我掀起的这场狂屠
[06:07.00]Like you watching a church gathering take place looking boy
[06:07.00]围观这些受害者就像礼拜的宗教狂徒那么多
[06:07.00]Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's all they say looking boy
[06:07.00]哦嘿,这小子是Gay,人们都这么说这货
[06:07.00]You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
[06:07.00]还有人竖大拇哥,赞赏有加
[06:07.00]And a way to go from your label everyday looking boy
[06:07.00]你就怪怪地做任公司摆布的货
[06:07.00]Hey, looking boy, what you say looking boy?
[06:07.00]嘿,那个谁,你还有什么想说的?
[06:07.00]I got a "hell yeah" from Dre looking boy
[06:07.00]我身后还有个喜欢像Dr.Dre一样说“嘿耶”的货
[06:07.00]I'mma work for everything I have
[06:07.00]我要为我拥有的一切努力工作
[06:07.00]Never ask nobody for ****, get outta my face looking boy
[06:07.00]你赶紧滚开,因为我从不向别人乞求什么
[06:07.00]Basically boy you're never gonna be capable
[06:07.00]其实你的能力根本就不够
[06:07.00]To keep up with the same pace looking boy
[06:07.00]用来跟上我这么快的节奏
[06:07.00]Cause I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
[06:07.00]此刻我感觉好像说唱之神降临,降临
[06:07.00]All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
[06:07.00]所有小伙伴都跟着前后摇摆,摇摆
[06:07.00]The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Nascar
[06:07.00]在每个音轨见穿梭自如,叫我纳斯卡,纳斯卡
[06:07.00]Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God
[06:07.00]住在拖车公园的车神Dale Earnhardt,白人垃圾里的上帝【纳斯卡传奇车手Dale Earnhardt死于赛道,Em比喻自己也将为说唱死而后已】
[06:07.00]Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard
[06:07.00]快跪迎佐德将军【氪星毁灭的元凶】莅临,把这里变成氪星【超人老家】而不是Asgard【北欧仙宫】
[06:07.00]So you be Thor and I'll be Odin
[06:07.00]若你是雷神索尔,那我就是你爹奥丁
[06:07.00]You rodent, I'm omnipotent
[06:07.00]鼠辈别想逃离我的无限权力
[06:07.00]Let off then I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm totin'
[06:07.00]扔下一枚炸弹迅速就能再装填一枚给你
[06:07.00]And I should not be woken
[06:07.00]最好别把我唤醒
[06:07.00]I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating
[06:07.00]我是不死传奇,虽然我只剩下会说话的头颅在街上游走
[06:07.00]But I got your mom deep throating
[06:07.00]但是我的身体却在*妈那里交会
[06:07.00]I'm out my ramen noodle
[06:07.00]我的大脑不受控制
[06:07.00]We have nothing in common, poodle
[06:07.00]别以为咱们有什么共同点,你不过是个下贱走狗
[06:07.00]I'm a doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil
[06:07.00]我是凶恶的杜宾犬,把你扼死在怀里以示真诚
[06:07.00]It's me, my honesty's brutal
[06:07.00]我的诚恳是如此残忍蛮横
[06:07.00]But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though
[06:07.00]可如果我把我曾经的付出白白荒废,那就什么用都没有
[06:07.00]For good at least once in a while
[06:07.00]所以我时不时地来
[06:07.00]So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle
[06:07.00]看看我的草稿和涂鸦是否散落在某处
[06:07.00]Enough rhymes to maybe to try and help get some people through tough times
[06:07.00]我要写的足够多,才能让效仿我的废材渡过难关
[06:07.00]But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case cause even you unsigned
[06:07.00]还要用上许多双关来确保有公司把他们签入帐下
[06:07.00]Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime
[06:07.00]所以rapper们看到我好像看到美味佳肴
[06:07.00]I know there was a time where once I
[06:07.00]我知道我曾经有一阵子
[06:07.00]Was king of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind
[06:07.00]堪称“地下说唱”王者,现在我依然像Pharoahe Monch如法老般称王
[06:07.00]So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine
[06:07.00]所以我对歌词反复咀嚼,可还是有人断章取义
[06:07.00]Appeal with the skin color of mine
[06:07.00]炒作我的肤色,让我大红大紫
[06:07.00]You get too big and here they come trying to censor you
[06:07.00]人们就开始花时间去
[06:07.00]Like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP
[06:07.00]审查那首“I'm Back"和”Mathers LP“专辑
[06:07.00]One where I tried to say I take seven kids from Columbine
[06:07.00]歌词写道”我想把儿童剧里的七个孩子带出来“
[06:07.00]Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a nine
[06:07.00]一个个站好,拿他们用AK-47,左轮枪和微冲试试枪法
[06:07.00]See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I've Morphed into an immortal coming through the portal
[06:07.00]我倒真想看看时至今日我这么做是否还有人关注,现在的我已经踏入了永生的大门
[06:07.00]You're stuck in a timewarp from 2004 though
[06:07.00]可你还停留在我2004年的作品风格
[06:07.00]And I don't know what the **** that you rhyme for
[06:07.00]我真不知道你们还有什么新鲜的
[06:07.00]You're pointless as Rapunzel with ******* cornrows
[06:07.00]都快把童话里的长发莴苣姑娘改成玉米辫子头
[06:07.00]You're like normal, **** being normal
[06:07.00]你们泯然众生,我*才不同流合污
[06:07.00]And I just bought a new Raygun from the future
[06:07.00]穿越未来带着镭射枪
[06:07.00]To just come and shoot ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad
[06:07.00]给你一枪,就像Fabolous攻击Ray J一样
[06:07.00]Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Maywhether’s pad
[06:07.00]Fab说,Ray那基样还敢往拳王梅威瑟的聚会上站
[06:07.00]Singin' to a man while they played piano
[06:07.00]一边弹琴还一边对着个男的唱歌
[06:07.00]Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel
[06:07.00]我的老天,当年这事儿都成了电视上的一周特讯了
[06:07.00]So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day
[06:07.00]于是第二天Ray J就直奔电台
[06:07.00]''Hey, Fab, I'mma kill you''
[06:07.00]回应道“Fab,我特么弄死你”
[06:07.00]Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad)
[06:07.00]音速穿越回现在,下面请听好这语速有多快【模仿女子组合JJ Fad】
[06:07.00]Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human
[06:07.00]说着“萨玛,喇嘛,大马,辣妈”的外星语言,你可以当我是个人类
[06:07.00]What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
[06:07.00]我只是想要与你接触,我是超人,别想伤害我
[06:07.00]Innovative and I'm made of rubber
[06:07.00]我的创新技巧就像全身的橡胶防御
[06:07.00]So that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you
[06:07.00]你对我的诋毁都会弹回到你身上,把你死死黏住
[06:07.00]I'm never stating, more than never demonstrating
[06:07.00]我的破坏力无穷,前所未有
[06:07.00]How to give a mother******' audience a feeling like it's levitating
[06:07.00]你绝对不知道我怎么让听我歌的人飘飘欲仙
[06:07.00]Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting
[06:07.00]这能力永不减弱,我知道恨我的人都在等那一天
[06:07.00]For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating
[06:07.00]因为到了那一天他们就能断言我落下神坛,就此弹冠相庆
[06:07.00]Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
[06:07.00]因为我也知道是我的音乐高人一等
[06:07.00]I make elevating music, you make elevator music
[06:07.00]才成为众矢之的,你们那些不过是像电梯一样只会原地踏步的音乐罢了
[06:07.00]Oh, he's too mainstream
[06:07.00]“噢,他的歌太主流了吧”
[06:07.00]Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it
[06:07.00]你们这么说不过是嫉妒心作祟,无能为力罢了
[06:07.00]It's not hip hop, it's pop, cause I found a hella way to fuse it
[06:07.00]“他唱的根本不是hip hop,是流行歌曲”当我把二者结合你只会这么说
[06:07.00]With rock, shock rap with Doc
[06:07.00]还有摇滚,以及当时我携Dr.Dre轰动歌坛
[06:07.00]Throw on "Lose Yourself" and make 'em lose it
[06:07.00]去一边听听lose yourself吧,吓尿了你
[06:07.00]I don't know how to make songs like that
[06:07.00]你词穷的样子就像“完全不会写歌啊”
[06:07.00]I don't know what words to use
[06:07.00]“怎么措辞啊”
[06:07.00]Let me know when it occurs to you
[06:07.00]有问题了就告诉我
[06:07.00]While I’m ripping any one of these verses diverse as you
[06:07.00]尤其是当我把那些让你为难的唱段撕得粉碎
[06:07.00]It’s curtains, I’m inadvertently hurtin' you
[06:07.00]这简直是就是一系列的灾难,伤你于无形
[06:07.00]How many verses I gotta murder to prove
[06:07.00]如果说我要用谋杀来证明我的歌词
[06:07.00]That if you're half as nice at songs you can sacrifice virgins too
[06:07.00]那你这半吊子的水准就该卖初夜去
[06:07.00]School flunkie, pill junky
[06:07.00]你们这些校园脏痞,**成瘾
[06:07.00]But look at the accolades the skills brung me
[06:07.00]来看看这一身能耐带给我的赞誉
[06:07.00]Full of myself, but still hungry
[06:07.00]感到充实却依然饥饿不已
[06:07.00]I bully myself cause I make me do what I put my mind to
[06:07.00]有些事一旦认准了我就会不断强迫我自己
[06:07.00]And I'm a million leagues above you, ill when I speak in tongues
[06:07.00]我的境界甩你几条街,一张嘴就带着恶意
[06:07.00]But it's still tongue in cheek, **** you
[06:07.00]但也许只是挖苦你,滚粗
[06:07.00]I'm drunk so Satan take the ******* wheel, I'm asleep in the front seat
[06:07.00]撒旦开车,烂醉的我坐在副驾席
[06:07.00]Bumping Heavy D and the Boys, still chunky, but funky
[06:07.00]放着Heavy D的组合Boyz的那首歌Chunky,but funky
[06:07.00]But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and struggling
[06:07.00]可此时纠结和挣扎却浮现在我的脑海里
[06:07.00]Angels fight with devils, here's what they want from me
[06:07.00]好像天使和魔鬼缠斗在一起
[06:07.00]They asking me to eliminate some of the women hate
[06:07.00]其中一个让我把对女人的怨恨都变没
[06:07.00]But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred that I had
[06:07.00]可要是想起从前伤害过我的那些女人来
[06:07.00]Then you may be a little patient and more symphatetic to the situation
[06:07.00]你就会为我如今的处境报以同情怜悯
[06:07.00]And understand the discrimation
[06:07.00]并明白我多么藐视她们那些人
[06:07.00]But **** it, life's handing you lemons, make lemonade then
[06:07.00]不过这都是扯淡,生命赐予你苦涩的柠檬,是让你享用它榨成的水
[06:07.00]But if I can't batter the women how the **** am I supposed to bake them a cake then?
[06:07.00]可我要是不找个姑娘胖揍一顿,我又该怎么写歌弥补罪刑?【暗指Chris Brown对RiRi实施家暴后,与其共同演绎“Birthday cake”这首歌】
[06:07.00]Don't mistake it for Satan
[06:07.00]你们不要再误会撒旦他老人家啦【澄清大众对于自己“光明会illuminati”身份谣言】
[06:07.00]It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas
[06:07.00]你们多错误的认为我现在应该出国养老去
[06:07.00]And take a vacation to trip a broad
[06:07.00]放个长假,“绊”着个女人旅旅行
[06:07.00]And make her fall on her face and don't be a retard
[06:07.00]让她脸着地,拖着她走,一刻也不能停
[06:07.00]Be a king? Think not—why be a king when you can be a God?
[06:07.00]接下来登基称王?不要——干嘛要成为国王?你明明可以做上帝!