[02:05.00]Artist锛歭onnie donegan [02:05.00]Songs Title锛歵alking guitar blues [02:05.00]If you wanna get in trouble let me tell you how to do it [02:05.00]Get yourself a guitar and then you're right into it [02:05.00]You play all day and you play all night [02:05.00]People say you'll never learn to play the thing right [02:05.00]Always messing about, groaning at you [02:05.00]Moaning, won't let you practise [02:05.00]So I bought meself a guitar about a year ago [02:05.00]The man said I could learn it in a week or so [02:05.00]Gave me a little book, pick or two [02:05.00]Said, Here y'are mate, it's up to you [02:05.00]Dirty rotter, cost me ten nicker, all the loot I had [02:05.00]Good guitar, though, called it a pluckit [02:05.00]Anyway, spent me dough [02:05.00]And I couldn't let it all go to waste, you know [02:05.00]So I took the book, guitar and all [02:05.00]And I went back home where the trees are tall [02:05.00]Down in Woodford, good place to be if you've got a guitar [02:05.00]Pretty rotten if you ain't [02:05.00]Well, for weeks and weeks I worked hard [02:05.00]And I tried to learn a few main chords [02:05.00]The book says they're easy as ABC [02:05.00]Cor, my fingers is killing me, got sore on the ends [02:05.00]Couldn't hold the strings down [02:05.00]Wanted to pack up, cor, I felt rough [02:05.00]Anyway, kept on playing with all me might [02:05.00]I could see Mum's hair was turning white [02:05.00]And her face was lined with discontent [02:05.00]She said her patience was pretty near spent [02:05.00]She was nervous, ears ringing, wanted to scream [02:05.00]You know, couldn't get no relief [02:05.00]So sister, anyway, she took it worst of all [02:05.00]'Cause she got married the following fall [02:05.00]She said For love but I got me doubts [02:05.00]I think the guitar chased her out [02:05.00]She's a game girl, though [02:05.00]Just couldn't take it, you know, limit to everything [02:05.00]Dad, he took it a different way [02:05.00]He said, you can turn your Mum's hair grey [02:05.00]Drive your sister away from home [02:05.00]But you or me boy's gonna start to roam [02:05.00]And I ain't going, never intend to [02:05.00]You figure it out, so I did, fast, you know [02:05.00]Anyway, next day had me clothes all packed [02:05.00]And I slung me guitar across me back [02:05.00]Caught meself a great long train [02:05.00]Searched the world for me share of fame [02:05.00]Ain't found none, just hardships, messing about [02:05.00]Skiffle, Tommy Steele