[00:00.00]Hit Crew Masters - My Old Man's A Dustman
[00:01.85]Now here's a little story
[00:05.63]To tell it is a must
[00:10.66]About an unsung hero
[00:15.07]That moves away your dust
[00:19.77]Some people make a fortune
[00:22.72]Other's earn a mint
[00:26.31]My old man don't earn much
[00:30.27]In fact....he's flippin'.....skint
[00:38.48]Oh, my old man's a dustman
[00:40.53]He wears a dustman's hat
[00:42.29]He wears cor blimey trousers
[00:43.88]And he lives in a council flat
[00:46.04]He looks a proper narner
[00:47.43]In his great big hob nailed boots
[00:49.59]He's got such a job to pull em up
[00:51.83]That he calls them daisy roots
[00:56.47]Some folks give tips at Christmas
[00:58.42]And some of them forget
[01:00.11]So when he picks their bins up
[01:01.87]He spills some on the steps
[01:03.89]Now one old man got nasty
[01:05.56]And to the council wrote
[01:07.31]Next time my old man went 'round there
[01:10.21]He punched him up the throat
[01:11.44]Oh, my old man's a dustman
[01:13.55]He wears a dustman's hat
[01:15.18]He wears cor blimey trousers
[01:17.00]And he lives in a council flat
[01:18.51]I say, I say Duncan
[01:19.80]I 'er...I found a police dog in my dustbin
[01:24.15]How do you know he's a police dog
[01:25.95]He had a policeman with him
[01:30.11]Though my old man's a dustman
[01:32.15]He's got a heart of gold
[01:34.15]He got married recently
[01:35.83]Though he's 86 years old
[01:37.73]We said 'Ear! Hang on Dad
[01:39.61]You're getting past your prime'
[01:40.60]He said 'Well when you get to my age'
[01:43.59]'It helps to pass the time'
[01:45.47]Oh, my old man's a dustman
[01:47.19]He wears a dustman's hat
[01:48.99]He wears cor blimey trousers
[01:50.03]And he lives in a council flat
[01:52.31]I say, I say, I say
[01:54.47]My dustbins full of lillies
[01:56.54]Well throw 'em away then
[01:57.95]I can't Lilly's wearing them
[02:01.96]Now one day while in a hurry
[02:04.02]He missed a lady's bin
[02:05.87]He hadn't gone but a few yards
[02:07.75]When she chased after him
[02:09.51]'What game do you think you're playing'
[02:10.81]She cried right from the heart
[02:13.29]'You've missed me...am I too late'
[02:15.32]'No... jump up on the cart'
[02:17.29]Oh, my old man's a dustman
[02:19.15]He wears a dustman's hat
[02:20.75]He wears cor blimey trousers
[02:21.70]And he lives in a council flat
[02:24.37]I say, I say, I say What you again
[02:29.11]My dustbin's absolutely full with toadstools
[02:33.10]How do you know it's full
[02:34.48]'Cos there's not much room inside
[02:37.61]He found a tiger's head one day
[02:39.45]Nailed to a piece of wood
[02:41.48]The tiger looked quite miserable
[02:42.45]But I suppose it should
[02:44.69]Just then from out a window
[02:47.25]A voice began to wail
[02:48.94]He said Oi! Where's me tiger head
[02:51.12]Four foot from it's tail
[02:52.92]Oh, my old man's a dustman
[02:54.22]He wears a dustman's hat
[02:56.01]He wears cor blimey trousers
[02:57.23]And he lives in a council flat
[02:59.23]Next time you see a dustman
[03:02.35]Looking all pale and sad
[03:04.06]Don't kick him in the dustbin
[03:05.79]It might be my old dad