[00:00.00]食嘢一族 - 软硬天师 (Soft Hard)
[00:03.93]词：黎彼得
[00:07.86]曲：Angulo/Baldoni/Boido Lee Sae/Kun/Reitano/Rosellint
[00:11.79]人生要舒服人心冇厌足
[00:15.37]酋长都也狗肉唔惊折福
[00:19.30]禾虫砵仔焗龙虾仔送粥
[00:22.84]难得肚舒服
[00:25.31]人人为也莫理生与熟
[00:32.65]冇钱渣碌竹有钱打雀局
[00:40.42]人人为也莫理三与六
[00:47.72]政府空忠谷I still smoke
[00:55.00]前两日见到硬软天师也 Kim Chi也粉丝
[00:59.38]也芝士送蛋治
[01:02.70]前晚夜见到硬软天师似E.T.似Bee Gees
[01:06.59]喺筲箕湾街市
[01:10.25]寻晚夜见到硬软天师看中医看西医
[01:14.16]都好彩冇乜事
[01:17.35]茶市又见到硬软天师
[01:19.71]吔Kim Chi也粉丝
[01:21.60]佢仲整煲鸡鲍翅
[01:26.62]除非训柳州木人心冇厌足
[01:38.24]喂喂喂我拿手整咖喱
[01:41.62]Very Good咖喱真真好味
[01:44.85]为食少啲鸡多啲咖喱
[01:48.61]拣啦拣啦要鸡脾定鸡尾
[01:52.08]喂你咪唔好老脾
[01:56.54]咖喱唔带得番屋企
[02:00.01]哎我call你又唔覆机
[02:04.15]唔Book位抵你罚企呀朋友
[02:14.29]当报时信号一响
[02:17.16]时间系二点零六
[02:20.36]喂系咩唔系十四点零六
[02:24.27]咪之之咗咗医医个肚OT啋你我就傻
[02:28.35]寻晚夜有局做乜唔预我
[02:31.69]咦系咩唔系
[02:33.58]约你二点零六
[02:35.83]系十四点零六
[02:37.84]二点零六
[02:39.40]系十四点零六
[02:41.36]乜你系都唔认错
[02:43.16]我系都唔认错
[02:45.25]系咩唔系
[02:47.18]报道最新市场价格
[02:49.07]经济食家咪去Shangri-la
[02:52.71]香夹滑嗒碗豆腐花
[02:56.09]我有 One Hundred 身家
[02:59.60]食蕉用八蚊就够喇
[03:03.96]食野要知价精打细算咪蒙查查
[03:11.01]叹番个消暑嘅西瓜
[03:14.60]整番碗海带绿豆沙
[03:18.31]买斤半急冻嘅鲜虾
[03:22.05]喑定两蚊买大豆芽
[03:25.84]还仲有One Dollar MeLa
[03:29.86]点驶得晒 Hundred Dollar
[03:34.05]想做孝顺仔每日俾钱阿妈
[03:37.63]包你hum家吔木瓜 瓜瓜瓜
[03:49.15]人生要舒服人心冇厌足
[03:52.84]酋长都也狗肉唔惊折福
[03:56.52]禾虫砵仔焗龙虾仔送粥
[04:00.25]难得肚舒服