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[00:00.29]我是小妖怪
[00:02.79]逍遥又自在
[00:05.33]杀人不眨眼
[00:07.75]吃人不放盐
[00:10.39]一口七八个肚子要撑破茅房去拉屎
[00:18.42]想起忘带纸里无事干
[00:25.76]翻墙早瓦摔瓶罐
[00:29.96]来来回回千百遍
[00:34.12]小爷爷很疲倦
[00:40.10]娟儿
[00:41.16]你坐墙头干什么
[00:43.14]又不能出门
[00:44.39]又没人陪我玩
[00:45.90]除了看风景还能干啥
[00:49.82]嗯
[00:50.40]那跟娘说说
[00:51.24]你都看到些什么风景啊
[00:53.18]是啊
[00:53.70]树啊花草啊
[00:55.58]难不成看人裸奔啊
[00:58.12]哼
[00:58.34]大命由我不由天
[01:00.80]是魔仙仙我自己