[03:57.00]Submitted for your inspection
[03:57.00]The evolutionary erection
[03:57.00]Of primitive man
[03:57.00]But before we explore the question of his sense of style
[03:57.00]We must point out his predilection
[03:57.00]To cover his glands
[03:57.00]Brothers we've been led to believe
[03:57.00]That between adam and eve
[03:57.00]There was nothing to hide
[03:57.00]Were it not for eve's primal haste
[03:57.00]Or a leaf strategically placed
[03:57.00]Who knows what she'd decide
[03:57.00]Eve and some guy named clyde
[03:57.00]That's why life is a drag
[03:57.00]Life is just a pose in a rag
[03:57.00]You can play the part of
[03:57.00]Pusher or pastor
[03:57.00]Of harlot or hag
[03:57.00]Life is just a dressing game
[03:57.00]Life is a drag
[03:57.00]The argument can be rendered
[03:57.00]All bodies are forcibly gendered
[03:57.00]By how they are wrapped
[03:57.00]And though popular opinion holds this
[03:57.00]Makes us civilized
[03:57.00]So much deference is attended
[03:57.00]By what's in one's lap
[03:57.00]History proves that
[03:57.00]Who wears the pants is as much a mere circumstance
[03:57.00]As a matter of time
[03:57.00]Ultimately why should we care
[03:57.00]Where one buys one's lace underwear
[03:57.00]If one is so inclined
[03:57.00]Show me yours
[03:57.00]I'll show mine
[03:57.00]That's why life is a drag
[03:57.00]Fashion is a long running gag
[03:57.00]We can deck you out in sequins or spandex
[03:57.00]A mohawk or shag
[03:57.00]Who remembers unisex
[03:57.00]Life is a drag
[03:57.00]It's a drag
[03:57.00]What a drag
[03:57.00]You can be a stag in a bag
[03:57.00]They won't know until you're stiff
[03:57.00]On a slab and they look at the tag
[03:57.00]What you see is what you get
[03:57.00]Life is a drag
[03:57.00]Let's just say
[03:57.00]We hereby conspire
[03:57.00]That a change of attire
[03:57.00]Is all part of the plan
[03:57.00]Something that was so long suppressed
[03:57.00]Starts to show when you wear a dress
[03:57.00]And if clothes make the man
[03:57.00]They can unmake the man
[03:57.00]That's why life is a drag
[03:57.00]Life is just a pose in a rag
[03:57.00]You can play the part of
[03:57.00]Pusher or pastor
[03:57.00]Of harlot or hag
[03:57.00]Life is just a dressing game
[03:57.00]Life is a drag
[03:57.00]It's a drag
[03:57.00]What a drag
[03:57.00]Fashion is a long running gag
[03:57.00]Aren't you glad they found a way to look hip
[03:57.00]When your butt starts to sag
[03:57.00]Praise the lord designer jeans
[03:57.00]What you see is what you get
[03:57.00]Who remembers unisex
[03:57.00]And who are you calling fag
[03:57.00]Life is a drag