[02:25.00]The bell on my door rang this morning
[02:25.00]From the kitchen I called"Who's that there?"
[02:25.00]Through the letter box came a grappling hook
[02:25.00]Which grappled me right out of my chair!
[02:25.00]Stretched out on the floor I lay helpless
[02:25.00]Of my limbs I had lost all command
[02:25.00]When into my ear instilling fear
[02:25.00]Said a voice"I am Monsieur Armand"
[02:25.00]"Monsieur Armand you are not!
[02:25.00]That's an incredible thing to say
[02:25.00]For I personally attended his funeral
[02:25.00]which was twelve months to this very day!"
[02:25.00]A rat flew down from the ceiling
[02:25.00]Alighted upon my right ear
[02:25.00]said"If Monsieur Armand is safe under the sod
[02:25.00]Then why are you shaking with fear!"
[02:25.00]"My name is not Scrooge" I said faintly
[02:25.00]"and from ghosts I have nothing to fear!
[02:25.00]But if you are Armand returned from the dead
[02:25.00]Then what are you wanting here?"
[02:25.00]From nowhere I heard a mad cackle
[02:25.00]From nowhere a voice to me cried
[02:25.00]"Stop calling me Monsieur Armand you fool!
[02:25.00]My name's Jekyll and you're Mr. Hyde!"