[00:00.00]Lazy Woman Blues - Lonnie Johnson
[00:09.81]She was working on the project eleven long hours a day
[00:19.55]I stopped her from working
[00:22.54]Every week she got my pay
[00:29.16]The reason why she's so lazy
[00:32.08]I'm that fool made her that way
[00:38.63]She's so lazy she can't boil cabbage
[00:42.19]She's too dumb to bake bread
[00:48.25]She can't make coffee and too lazy to comb her head
[00:57.68]She sleeps on the floor to keep from making up her bed
[01:07.27]She was so swell
[01:10.74]I really thought she was swell
[01:16.52]So my mind says to me
[01:20.34]You never can tell
[01:26.20]Now she's mine oh boy
[01:29.68]Am I catching hell
[02:03.48]Got to wake up to feed her
[02:06.20]And she's too lazy to get up and lock the door
[02:13.00]My house look like a stable
[02:15.68]The clothes laying all over the floor
[02:21.92]After that lazy gal was born
[02:25.69]Lord I know there ain't no more
[02:31.19]I give her my money
[02:34.55]I dress her in fancy gowns
[02:40.97]She's lovely to look at
[02:43.78]But I was a fool to set her down
[02:50.12]I love her and can't help it
[02:52.51]Because she's the laziest gal in town