[00:00.00]Lazy Woman Blues - Lonnie Johnson [00:09.81]She was working on the project eleven long hours a day [00:19.55]I stopped her from working [00:22.54]Every week she got my pay [00:29.16]The reason why she's so lazy [00:32.08]I'm that fool made her that way [00:38.63]She's so lazy she can't boil cabbage [00:42.19]She's too dumb to bake bread [00:48.25]She can't make coffee and too lazy to comb her head [00:57.68]She sleeps on the floor to keep from making up her bed [01:07.27]She was so swell [01:10.74]I really thought she was swell [01:16.52]So my mind says to me [01:20.34]You never can tell [01:26.20]Now she's mine oh boy [01:29.68]Am I catching hell [02:03.48]Got to wake up to feed her [02:06.20]And she's too lazy to get up and lock the door [02:13.00]My house look like a stable [02:15.68]The clothes laying all over the floor [02:21.92]After that lazy gal was born [02:25.69]Lord I know there ain't no more [02:31.19]I give her my money [02:34.55]I dress her in fancy gowns [02:40.97]She's lovely to look at [02:43.78]But I was a fool to set her down [02:50.12]I love her and can't help it [02:52.51]Because she's the laziest gal in town