[00:00.00]No Joke(Dirty) (Explicit) - Apathy & Celph Titled
[00:00.69]Yo we're here to break down our science know'mean
[00:03.85]You know what time it is
[00:05.03]Yeah yeah I know what time it is
[00:06.66]What time is it is it coochie time
[00:08.55]Nah nah it's not Gucci time
[00:10.13]It's time to speak the language of demigods
[00:12.16]Yo Apathy yo Soul it's time to hear your business
[00:15.55]Step to the mic baby
[00:17.20]Bounce with these cats
[00:28.03]Yo I got a problem with the mic
[00:29.86]So I solve it like a man
[00:31.55]Grab it by the neck and rock it as hard as I can
[00:33.84]From Nike's on my feet to the mic that I freak
[00:36.33]MC's will agree that I'm precise on the beef
[00:38.77]F**k fronting shut down pacs like game over
[00:41.44]Consistently light sh*t up like chain-smokers
[00:43.96]Flex and I melt down flesh like flamethrowers
[00:46.65]Fresh is the dooky gold chain Kane showed us
[00:49.21]Funny how your honey or your dame came over
[00:51.54]When you were out last night couldn't remain sober
[00:53.83]You woke up in the morning with a bad hangover
[00:56.54]I woke up and bang a coocha til the day was over
[00:59.41]It's like that
[01:00.18]Like what
[01:00.75]Like this
[01:01.28]Motherf**kers try to dis get put on the hit list
[01:03.94]Punch punks like I'm pugilist yo catch the fist
[01:06.31]When I be taking out MC's like dogs that need to piss
[01:09.14]Easily I approach the microphone
[01:11.88]Because I ain't no joke joke
[01:14.14]Easily I approach the microphone
[01:16.96]Because I ain't no joke joke
[01:19.21]Easily I approach the microphone
[01:21.86]Because I ain't no joke joke
[01:24.19]Easily I approach the microphone
[01:26.91]Because I ain't no joke joke
[01:28.99]On a scale of one to ten approximately I'm a thousand
[01:31.67]Stomp thru your neighborhood city or project housing
[01:34.11]I am something that you never seen before
[01:36.46]Like your grandparents having sex behind close doors
[01:39.18]I rhyme like a scavenger that hunts for his prey
[01:41.43]And probably kill a dozen rappers and just call it a day
[01:43.91]All I need is a b**ch that'll give me wet dreams
[01:46.46]So I can get my rocks off like erosion in streams
[01:48.97]I drop science like clumsy professors in auditoriums
[01:51.73]And stretch niggaz out like a motherf**king accordion
[01:54.14]I make you look stupid like cruisin the back
[01:56.48]You can cruise in the greyhound and I'll cruise in my jet
[01:59.09]I'm impossible to beat like playing tic-tac-toe
[02:01.37]Celph Titled is famous for spitting ill rap flows
[02:04.05]Yo me and apathy are like brothers since birth
[02:06.67]You catch a bad one and get put under the earth
[02:09.37]Easily I approach the microphone
[02:12.16]Because I ain't no joke joke
[02:14.42]Easily I approach the microphone
[02:17.09]Because I ain't no joke joke
[02:19.43]Easily I approach the microphone
[02:22.10]Because I ain't no joke joke
[02:24.43]Easily I approach the microphone
[02:27.11]Because I ain't no joke joke
[02:29.25]Yo I find your vital organs and put a machete there
[02:32.13]Thug type ni**a but b**ches say I'm a teddy bear
[02:34.61]Al Capone style bruising your back
[02:36.52]Make you an interracial cat have blue and half black
[02:39.22]Block attacks with the raps that I spit on wack
[02:41.79]Sh*t on cats everything I flip on DAT's
[02:44.28]Hits hard like Rocky's spits cannot be missed
[02:46.72]Your God be pissed now I'm on some Nagasaki sh*t
[02:49.64]And while your at work I'll feed your b**ch a sloppy dick
[02:52.29]I got a hard drive your mans got a floppy dick
[02:54.71]The only time you have safe sex and be felt
[02:57.00]Is if you jacked off in a car wearing a seat belt
[02:59.60]Your brains melts to mush your girl felt the rush
[03:02.00]Whens Ap's bounce and bust the pelvic thrusts
[03:04.29]Twist your spine inflict despicable sh*t through rhymes
[03:07.06]Critical incredible when crippling your pitiful mind
[03:09.85]Pull out my nine and it's party and draw time
[03:12.02]You signed the death mantra
[03:13.17]And bleed between the white line
[03:14.77]Crash the players ball make the chandelier fall
[03:17.26]Choke house guests with hors d'ourves made outta sea floor
[03:19.69]And metaphors betta then yours settle the scores
[03:22.17]Leave cats wrapped up in medical gauze
[03:24.44]You better applause your feminism
[03:26.02]I'll rip out your skeleton and now ladies and gentlemen
[03:29.71]Easily I approach the microphone
[03:32.41]Because I ain't no joke joke
[03:34.72]Easily I approach the microphone
[03:37.44]Because I ain't no joke joke
[03:39.79]Easily I approach the microphone
[03:42.47]Because I ain't no joke joke
[03:44.79]Easily I approach the microphone
[03:47.48]Because I ain't no joke joke