[00:02.91]Piano 'Dragnet' intro [00:03.51]Spoken: [00:04.65]The story's true ladies and gentlemen [00:07.62]All the names have been changed to [00:09.93]Protect the innocent [00:14.16]The year 19 hundred and forty [00:20.58]The city Chicago [00:25.77]The place Rubin's Tavern [00:37.47]The story goes something like this: [00:54.06]I walked into a beer tavern [00:58.89]To give a girl a nice time [01:03.21]I had forty five dollars when I enter [01:06.69]When I left I had one dime [01:12.36]Wasn't she a beer drinkin' woman [01:18.39]Don't ya know man don't ya know [01:30.78]She was a beer drinkin' woman [01:34.20]And I don't want to see her no more [01:40.56]Now when I spend down to my last dime [01:50.28]She said 'Darlin' I know you're not through' [01:57.84]I said 'Yes baby doll [02:02.97]And the trophy belongs to you' [02:07.47]Wasn't she a beer drinkin' woman [02:11.97]Don't you know man don't you know [02:23.22]She was a beer drinkin' woman [02:28.14]And I don't wanna see her no more [02:39.39]Now she'd often say 'Excuse me a minute [02:44.19]I've got to step around here' [02:47.10]And ev'ry time she came back [02:51.99]She had room for another quart of beer [02:58.35]Wasn't that a beer drinkin' woman [03:03.93]Don't ya know man don't ya know [03:16.11]She was a beer drinkin' woman [03:19.92]And I don't want to see her no mo'