[00:01.73]Now here's a little story
[00:05.36]To tell it is a must
[00:10.45]About an unsung hero
[00:14.38]That moves away your dust
[00:19.63]Some people make a fortune
[00:22.09]Other's earn a mint
[00:26.19]My old man don't earn much
[00:30.06]In fact he's flippin' skint
[00:37.65]Oh my old man's a dustman
[00:39.54]He wears a dustman's hat
[00:41.50]He wears cor blimey trousers
[00:43.44]And he lives in a council flat
[00:45.72]He looks a proper narner
[00:47.39]In his great big hob nailed boots
[00:49.56]He's got such a job to pull em up
[00:51.67]That he calls them daisy roots
[00:56.25]Some folks give tips at Christmas
[00:58.28]And some of them forget
[01:00.21]So when he picks their bins up
[01:02.12]He spills some on the steps
[01:04.03]Now one old man got nasty
[01:05.92]And to the council wrote
[01:07.82]Next time my old man went 'round there
[01:09.74]He punched him up the throat
[01:11.44]Oh my old man's a dustman
[01:13.64]He wears a dustman's hat
[01:15.48]He wears cor blimey trousers
[01:17.36]And he lives in a council flat
[01:19.33]I say I say Duncan
[01:21.88]I 'er I found a police dog in my dustbin
[01:24.36]How do you know he's a police dog
[01:26.18]He had a policeman with him
[01:30.54]Though my old man's a dustman
[01:32.68]He's got a heart of gold
[01:34.90]He got married recently
[01:36.47]Though he's 86 years old
[01:38.46]We said 'Ear Hang on Dad
[01:40.30]You're getting past your prime
[01:42.27]He said 'Well when you get to my age
[01:44.15]'It helps to pass the time'
[01:45.82]Oh my old man's a dustman
[01:48.00]He wears a dustman's hat
[01:49.92]He wears cor blimey trousers
[01:51.63]And he lives in a council flat
[01:53.00]I say I say I say
[01:55.43]My dustbins full of lillies
[01:56.97]Well throw 'em away then
[01:58.34]I can't Lilly's wearing them
[02:02.74]Now one day while in a hurry
[02:05.03]He missed a lady's bin
[02:07.04]He hadn't gone but a few yards
[02:08.94]When she chased after him
[02:10.85]'What game do you think you're playing'
[02:12.67]She cried right from the heart
[02:14.50]'You've missed meam I too late'
[02:16.39]'No jump up on the cart'
[02:18.17]Oh my old man's a dustman
[02:20.52]He wears a dustman's hat
[02:22.31]He wears cor blimey trousers
[02:24.00]And he lives in a council flat
[02:25.81]I say I say I say What you again
[02:29.82]My dustbin's absolutely full with toadstools
[02:32.95]How do you know it's full
[02:34.34]'Cos there's not much room inside
[02:39.23]He found a tiger's head one day
[02:41.59]Nailed to a piece of wood
[02:43.35]The tiger looked quite miserable
[02:45.17]But I suppose it should
[02:47.03]Just then from out a window
[02:48.95]A voice began to wail
[02:50.87]He said Oi Where's me tiger head
[02:53.04]Four foot from it's tail
[02:54.61]Oh my old man's a dustman
[02:56.67]He wears a dustman's hat
[02:58.48]He wears cor blimey trousers
[03:00.44]And he lives in a council flat
[03:02.30]Next time you see a dustman
[03:04.41]Looking all pale and sad
[03:06.20]Don't kick him in the dustbin
[03:08.03]It might be my old dad