[00:00.00]No Joke (Acapella|Explicit) - Apathy/Celph Titled
[00:00.45]Yo I got a problem with the mic
[00:02.20]So I solve it like a man
[00:03.62]Grab it by the neck and rock it as hard as I can
[00:05.99]From Nike's on my feet to the mic that I freak
[00:08.52]MC's will agree that I'm precise on the beef
[00:11.00]F**k fronting shut down pacs like game over
[00:13.63]Consistently light sh*t up like chain-smokers
[00:16.29]Flex and I melt down flesh like flamethrowers
[00:18.71]Fresh is the dooky gold chain Kane showed us
[00:21.29]Funny how your honey or your dame came over
[00:23.68]When you were out last night couldn't remain sober
[00:25.95]You woke up in the morning with a bad hangover
[00:28.56]I woke up and bang a coocha til the day was over
[00:31.55]It's like that
[00:32.30]Like what
[00:32.94]Like this
[00:33.54]Motherf**kers try to dis get put on the hit list
[00:36.11]Punch punks like I'm pugilist yo catch the fist
[00:38.50]When I be taking out MC's like dogs that need to piss
[00:41.36]Easily I approach the microphone
[00:43.97]Because I ain't no joke joke
[00:46.32]Easily I approach the microphone
[00:49.07]Because I ain't no joke joke
[00:51.39]Easily I approach the microphone
[00:54.07]Because I ain't no joke joke
[00:56.37]Easily I approach the microphone
[00:59.11]Because I ain't no joke joke
[01:01.07]On a scale of one to ten approximately I'm a thousand
[01:03.74]Stomp thru your neighborhood city or project housing
[01:06.31]I am something that you never seen before
[01:08.59]Like your grandparents having sex behind close doors
[01:11.38]I rhyme like a scavenger that hunts for his prey
[01:13.69]And probably kill a dozen rappers and just call it a day
[01:16.23]All I need is a b**ch that'll give me wet dreams
[01:18.67]So I can get my rocks off like erosion in streams
[01:21.17]I drop science like clumsy professors in auditoriums
[01:23.87]And stretch niggaz out like a motherf**king accordion
[01:26.33]I make you look stupid like cruisin the back
[01:28.59]You can cruise in the greyhound and I'll cruise in my jet
[01:31.32]I'm impossible to beat like playing tic-tac-toe
[01:33.62]Celph Titled is famous for spitting ill rap flows
[01:36.29]Yo me and apathy are like brothers since birth
[01:38.75]You catch a bad one and get put under the earth
[01:41.46]Easily I approach the microphone
[01:44.21]Because I ain't no joke joke
[01:46.60]Easily I approach the microphone
[01:49.27]Because I ain't no joke joke
[01:51.69]Easily I approach the microphone
[01:54.25]Because I ain't no joke joke
[01:56.61]Easily I approach the microphone
[01:59.29]Because I ain't no joke joke
[02:01.28]Yo I find your vital organs and put a machete there
[02:04.22]Thug type ni**a but b**ches say I'm a teddy bear
[02:06.96]Al Capone style bruising your back
[02:08.80]Make you an interracial cat have blue and half black
[02:11.37]Block attacks with the raps that I spit on wack
[02:13.94]Sh*t on cats everything I flip on DAT's
[02:16.44]Hits hard like Rocky's spits cannot be missed
[02:18.91]Your God be pissed now I'm on some Nagasaki sh*t
[02:21.84]And while your at work I'll feed your b**ch a sloppy dick
[02:24.53]I got a hard drive your man got a floppy dick
[02:26.97]The only time you have safe sex and be felt
[02:29.24]Is if you jacked off in a car wearing a seat belt
[02:31.80]Your brains melts to mush your girl felt the rush
[02:34.23]Whens Ap's bounce and bust the pelvic thrusts
[02:36.42]Twist your spine inflict despicable sh*t through rhymes
[02:39.32]Critical incredible when crippling your pitiful mind
[02:41.96]Pull out my nine and it's party and draw time
[02:43.94]You signed the death contract
[02:45.40]And bleed between the white line
[02:47.12]Crash the player's ball make the chandelier fall
[02:49.40]Choke house guests with hors d'ourves made outta sea floor
[02:51.88]And metaphors betta then yours settle the scores
[02:54.51]Leave cats wrapped up in medical gauze
[02:56.61]You better applause your feminism
[02:58.20]I'll rip out your skeleton
[02:59.40]And now ladies and gentlemen
[03:02.02]Easily I approach the microphone
[03:04.63]Because I ain't no joke joke
[03:06.91]Easily I approach the microphone
[03:09.58]Because I ain't no joke joke
[03:11.96]Easily I approach the microphone
[03:14.60]Because I ain't no joke joke
[03:16.97]Easily I approach the microphone
[03:19.56]Because I ain't no joke joke