[00:25.23]I'm going downstairs to be a poet
[00:37.20]Got a great idea, gonna write a sonnet
[00:48.81]A verse or two of fearless prose
[00:51.69]A priceless quip to gild the rose
[00:54.69]I'll make my fortune overnight
[00:57.78]My work will set the world alight
[01:04.05]Just a line is all I need
[01:10.05]Just a thought to sow the seed
[01:16.02]Just a word to start me out
[01:20.46]The rest will come without a doubt, without a doubt
[01:43.98]I'm going downstairs to write a book
[01:55.92]Got a great idea, gonna really cook
[02:07.20]A rattling good yarn with an ironic twist
[02:10.25]A riveting ending that's not to be missed
[02:13.23]Make sure the presses are ready to steam
[02:16.23]This book is a scorcher, a publisher's dream
[02:22.38]Just the first part's all I need
[02:28.26]The rest will come with lightning speed
[02:34.35]Just a line to set the stage
[02:38.46]My pen will dance across the page, across the page
[03:13.89]I'm going downstairs to write a play
[03:25.62]Got a great idea, gonna make it pay
[03:36.84]This serious drama won't be understood
[03:39.57]The critics will love it and say that it's good
[03:42.96]"At last a new writer, a true nouvelle vague"
[03:45.54]In no time at all I'll be king of the stage
[03:52.11]Just a story's all I need
[03:58.17]Just a thought to sow the seed
[04:04.17]Just a line to start me out
[04:08.55]The rest will come without a doubt, without a doubt