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[00:01.80]精神病面前鬼东西算个球
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[00:07.70]作者特特兔
[00:09.60]演播者不如不见
[00:11.95]第八百五十九章
[00:13.73]去饭堂晒命
[00:15.71]奉承的话听得多咗
[00:17.55]失惊无神
[00:18.43]人人一句咁样疾埋嚟
[00:20.11]陈卓当头打个突
[00:22.09]就话嘞
[00:23.29]你系马柳干啊软
[00:26.28]做咩啊你打电话比我
[00:28.76]你唔知我话系边个嘅咩
[00:31.06]当陈哲意识到电话嗰边个系阿远医生
[00:34.60]当堂连把声都去埋
[00:37.21]你系阿怨
[00:39.05]咁啊点啊
[00:40.11]卓将军而家唔怕你啊
[00:41.82]马骝哥
[00:42.74]你有本事来同卓将军打翻场啊
[00:47.23]电话那边咧郑兴笑咗一声话
[00:49.87]哼好啊
[00:51.62]咁我而家就翻去同你切磋下咯
[00:55.09]陈七一听到阿远要来寻他
[00:57.91]当陀慌
[00:59.23]成个人咬晒底
[01:00.61]讲嘢都叽叽呱呱
[01:03.13]不
[01:03.51]不
[01:03.73]不
[01:03.93]不便啊
[01:04.98]卓将军仲有好重要嘅事要做
[01:09.26]冇时间同你搓搓搓搓搓
[01:13.50]卓将军仲有事
[01:14.88]系咁先
[01:16.79]陈七啊
[01:17.19]手腾脚挣
[01:18.05]急着去接个电话
[01:19.11]个心仔跳到卜卜声
[01:21.51]心有余悸的余光望到喺度剥紧瓜子嘅王书郎
[01:24.87]就一脚伸埋过去
[01:26.49]做嘛鬼呀
[01:27.27]卓卓光
[01:29.36]王小狼除咗个耳机
[01:31.16]他啊不明剥瓜子咋做咩伸我脚咧
[01:35.17]卓总归个手机点解有马柳哥那月电话噶
[01:39.48]黄小郎谂咗谂就话
[01:41.26]唉呀卓忠军啊
[01:42.30]你唔记得咗咩
[01:43.96]你之前谂住夜晚扮鬼打电话吓妈嫑嫑娘
[01:47.27]所以咪潜得佢嘅电话咯
[01:49.85]啊
[01:50.63]无系卓忠军传嘅咩
[01:52.35]系啊
[01:53.77]哦
[01:54.07]我冇嘢啦
[01:54.71]佢做紧瓜事啦你
[01:57.36]就系咁样
[01:58.18]卓识嘅团队又新添一员大将
[02:01.14]陈卓啊
[02:01.66]点会放过你一次晒命嘅机会
[02:03.63]挨晚喺佢嘅指挥底下
[02:06.97]卓识小伙伴咧就喺屋企个门口度企成一排
[02:10.92]黄鼠狼在前边
[02:12.32]女字在后边
[02:13.74]冯波排第三
[02:15.06]柳宁断口
[02:16.80]他们紧紧地抓住自己的饭兜
[02:19.75]而陈卓就成个教官样企喺侧边
[02:23.77]师长
[02:25.18]刷声
[02:26.50]四个都唔知算不算系人嘅人
[02:28.28]齐齐咁收拾
[02:30.14]李正刷声
[02:33.22]四个人又是立正
[02:35.60]向左转
[02:37.30]刷声
[02:38.18]一齐向左转
[02:40.01]陈七啊
[02:40.45]双手抓着个饭兜
[02:41.79]挺直条腰
[02:43.34]向前走
[02:45.87]开始埋起他以为进步了
[02:48.15]二二一
[02:50.47]二二一
[02:51.79]无超过系不同低
[02:53.73]他地五个人果阵脚步乱七八糟
[02:55.97]好似鸭啼咁啊
[02:58.01]而陈卓呢一支队伍咧
[02:59.63]在精神病院就成为一道亮丽嘅风景线啦
[03:02.95]坐喺成扎痴线佬企喺度围观
[03:06.14]陈锐又搞边科啊鬼知咩
[03:10.28]小陶姐姐话陈锐一日唔搞搞震就身痕噶啦
[03:14.24]啊
[03:14.62]屈陈锐又痕咩
[03:15.50]一阵间叫小陶姐姐帮陈锐拗下
[03:19.96]喂
[03:20.08]你嚟睇下黄小马后边嗰个系边个啊
[03:23.58]女嘅哦
[03:25.57]系咪陈卓老婆啊
[03:27.71]唔系啊
[03:28.93]陈卓老婆好靓嘅
[03:30.65]你个好丑样啊
[03:32.55]咁系咪陈卓个老婆嫌陈卓丑所以唔要他
[03:36.39]所以陈卓又揾翻个丑嘅老婆啊
[03:39.52]肯定系啦
[03:41.14]陈卓翻来都唔见他老婆跟佢翻来
[03:43.90]肯定系唔要她
[03:46.06]陈卓真阴功啊
[03:48.29]虽然他们系咁讲嘅
[03:49.71]但陈卓听不到
[03:51.15]带着他个队伍好高调行入饭堂
[03:54.94]饭堂嘅小陶呢
[03:56.14]就喺度维持紧秩序
[03:57.98]见到陈卓个几个冲入嚟
[03:59.96]再三确认系陈卓亲自来攞饭
[04:03.65]哗
[04:04.57]乜太阳喺西边出嚟啊
[04:07.36]小陶吟了一句
[04:08.84]一见到李青生的时候
[04:09.96]他就当堂打了个突
[04:12.32]虽然李青山提前通知了他地
[04:14.68]但兜口兜面见到你都未话威啊
[04:17.80]不讲是讲啦
[04:19.10]他个团队入边真系各个都甩头甩骨嘅哦
[04:22.84]而陈卓呢就带住他个队伍
[04:25.30]好守规矩咁样排喺螺蛳粉队伍嘅龙尾
[04:29.39]因为队伍入边又有黄鼠狼啦
[04:32.27]又有咁生猛嘅女子啦
[04:34.39]除咗同陈翠一模一样嘅柳翎
[04:37.03]咁啊导致佢地成堆病人入边显得好突兀啦
[04:40.85]仲引起到周围人嘅围观添
[04:43.70]小图都算反应快嘅啦
[04:46.56]喂
[04:46.72]喂
[04:46.86]喂
[04:47.02]喂
[04:47.40]凑咩热闹啊
[04:48.82]不吃饭出去企喺大院嗰度
[04:50.28]马扎口吃西北风啦
[04:52.23]睇下你地一个两个啊
[04:53.71]好似无耳仔咁样
[04:55.09]你呀
[04:55.83]话紧你呀
[04:57.17]痴完一阵着数做咩啊
[04:58.61]企喺后面啊
[05:00.94]比阿小图废得一两嘢
[05:02.44]他就行埋嚟睇热闹
[05:03.41]个黐线佬就氹掱散晒
[05:06.12]但热闹的苗头都仲喺度
[05:08.52]尤其系陈卓个貌似目不斜视
[05:11.36]带住洋洋得意扮晒嘢衰样
[05:14.70]小陶见到咁耐去唔系路嘅
[05:17.28]所以他就话啦
[05:18.64]陈卓今日表现得好好
[05:20.27]遵守打饭规则
[05:21.77]又冇见队
[05:22.67]又冇凝应凝应
[05:23.71]值得表扬
[05:24.79]所以我决定比陈卓打饭先
[05:28.03]但系陈卓来呢度好明显就为咗晒命啊
[05:31.55]他点会咁早打饭哦
[05:34.16]小陶姐姐
[05:35.24]你这都系卓将军应该做嘅
[05:37.30]卓将军不需要表扬啊
[05:40.30]小陶被他讲到当头都唔知应该反应好啊
[05:44.27]事关呢招以前不嬲都好用嘅点解失惊无神失灵啊
[05:49.88]个私人马骝岗那院又系嘅
[05:51.86]咁多时候唔定分
[05:53.26]系要喺呢个时候嘅
[05:55.20]陈卓不打饭先
[05:56.70]小涂都冇计
[05:58.38]事关陈卓嘅地位已经今时唔同往日
[06:01.64]甚至连李院长都要好狗好猫咁控埋佢到
[06:05.26]唉
[06:05.64]佢都系冇搞咁多嘢
[06:06.96]管下其他人
[06:07.92]冇理陈卓好过啦
[06:09.71]不过纯粹系搞搞震
[06:11.97]小陶姐姐嘅工作量就大幅增加啦