[00:30.60]She took all the pleasure and none of the pain
[00:37.20]All of the credit and none of the blame
[00:45.69]I came home to an empty flat
[00:51.78]She'd left me a note and taken the cat
[01:03.18]The cord that they knotted to keep us apart
[01:09.69]Could never be broken: it was tied to my heart
[01:17.67]She grew thin and I grew fat
[01:24.06]She left me and that was that
[02:04.74]I'm thinking of renting a villa in France
[02:09.57]A French girl has offered to give me a chance
[02:19.23]Or maybe I'll take an excursion to Spain
[02:24.33]And buy a revolver and blow out my brains