[00:00.00]作词: Brooker, Reid
[00:08.10](brooker /reid)
[00:09.00]While standing at the junction on 42nd street
[00:17.49]I idly kick a pebble lying near my feet
[00:27.06]I hear a weird noise, take a look up and down
[00:35.67]The cause of the commotion is right there on the ground
[00:44.61]Imagine my surprise, thought i'd left it at home
[00:53.07]But there's no doubt about it, it's my own tombstone
[01:04.86]I went into a shop, and bought a loaf of bread
[01:13.59]I sank my teeth into it, thought i'd bust my head
[01:23.55]I dashed to the dentist, said, 'i've got an awful pain!'
[01:32.31]The man looks in my mouth and screams, 'this boy is insane!'
[01:41.64]Imagine my surprise, thought i'd left it at home
[01:49.62]But there's a lump in my mouth of my own tombstone
[02:40.98]I went to see a movie, got the only empty seat
[02:50.19]I tried to stretch out in it, something blocking my feet
[03:00.48]Finally the lights came up, and i could clearly see
[03:06.66]A slab of engraved marble, just staring up at me
[03:18.00]Imagine my surprise, thought i'd left it at home
[03:25.89]But there's no doubt i'm sitting on my own tombstone