[00:11.53]Well it took me a woman late last night
[00:13.85]昨天深夜我带回一个女人
[00:13.85]I's three-fourths drunk she looked all right
[00:19.17]我喝得半醉，她十分清醒
[00:19.17]'Til she started peelin' off her onion gook
[00:21.37]直到她开始脱下内衣
[00:21.37]She took off her wig said how do I look
[00:24.87]她脱掉假发，说，我看起来怎么样
[00:24.87]I's high flyin' bare naked out the window
[00:35.58]我马上一丝不挂地跳出窗户
[00:35.58]Well sometimes I might get drunk
[00:38.03]有时候我的确会喝醉
[00:38.03]Walk like a duck and smell like a skunk
[00:40.84]走路像个鸭子，闻着像只臭鼬
[00:40.84]Don't hurt me none don't hurt my pride
[00:42.88]千万别伤害我，别伤害我的自尊
[00:42.88]'Cause I got my little lady right by my side
[00:46.44]因为我的小女人就在我身旁
[00:46.44]She's a tryin' a hide pretendin' she don't know me
[00:58.03]她试图藏起来，假装不认识我
[00:58.03]I's out there paintin' on the old wood shed
[01:00.65]我在给木棚上油漆
[01:00.65]When a can a black paint it fell on my head
[01:05.09]然后一罐黑颜料砸中了我的头
[01:05.09]I went down to scrub and rub
[01:07.03]我下来，用力擦洗
[01:07.03]But I had to sit in back off the tub
[01:10.47]但我必须坐在浴盆后面
[01:10.47]Cost a quarter half price
[01:18.83]花上两毛五分钱
[01:18.83]Well my telephone rang it would not stop
[01:21.02]我的电话不停地响
[01:21.02]It's President Kennedy callin' me up
[01:25.08]是肯尼迪总统打来的
[01:25.08]He said"My friend Bob what do we need
[01:27.02]他说
[01:27.02]To make the country grow"
[01:28.09]还有什么能让国家发展？
[01:28.09]I said"My friend John Brigitte Bardot
[01:30.34]我说，朋友，Brigitte Bardot
[01:30.34]Anita Ekberg
[01:34.46]Anita Ekberg以及
[01:34.46]Sophia Loren country will grow"
[01:46.99]Sophia Loren，她们会让国家发展
[01:46.99]Well I got a woman five feet short
[01:49.74]我拥有了一个五英尺的小个子女人
[01:49.74]She yells and hollers an' squeals an' snorts
[01:53.74]她不停叫喊
[01:53.74]She tickles my nose pats me on my head
[01:56.30]她舔我的鼻子，拍我的头
[01:56.30]Blows me over and kicks me out of bed
[01:59.55]不停地对我吹风，把我踢下床
[01:59.55]She's a man eater meat grinder bad looser
[02:12.31]她是个食人者，绞肉机，坏人
[02:12.31]Oh there ain't no use in me workin' all the time
[02:15.11]哦，我一直工作没有什么用
[02:15.11]I got a woman who works herself blind
[02:17.43]我有个疯狂工作的女人
[02:17.43]Works up to her britches up to her neck
[02:19.68]忙得不可开交
[02:19.68]Writes me letters and sends me checks
[02:22.06]给我写信，送来支票
[02:22.06]She's a humdinger folk singer
[02:36.76]她是个出色的民谣歌手
[02:36.76]Late one day in the middle of the week
[02:39.33]一周中间的某天，时间已经很晚
[02:39.33]Eyes were closed I was half asleep
[02:41.83]我双眼紧闭，半睡半醒
[02:41.83]I chased me a woman up the hill
[02:44.27]我跟着一个女人上山
[02:44.27]Right in the middle of an air drill
[02:47.37]刚好碰到了防空练习
[02:47.37]I jumped a fallout shelter
[02:49.81]我跳进遮挡物躲避辐射
[02:49.81]I jumped the string bean
[02:52.12]我跳过豆子田
[02:52.12]I jumped the TV dinner I jumped the shot gun
[03:01.63]我跳过电视里的晚宴，我跳过猎枪
[03:01.63]Now the man on the stand he wants my vote
[03:03.94]现在台上的人想要我投票给他
[03:03.94]He's a runnin' for office on the ballot note
[03:06.44]他跑进计票室
[03:06.44]He's out there preachin' in front of the steeple
[03:08.89]他在塔前说教
[03:08.89]Tellin' me he loves all kinds a people
[03:12.38]告诉我他喜欢各种人
[03:12.38]He's eatin' bagels he's eatin' pizza
[03:17.08]他吃着面包圈，吃着披萨
[03:17.08]He's eatin' chitins
[03:27.01]他吃着昆虫
[03:27.01]Oh set me down on a television floor
[03:29.83]哦，让我看电视
[03:29.83]I'll flip the channel to number four
[03:32.33]我要调到第四频道
[03:32.33]Out of the shower comes a football man
[03:34.40]有个球员刚出浴
[03:34.40]With a bottle of oil in his hand greasy kid stuff
[03:42.35]手里拿着一瓶精油，小孩用的东西
[03:42.35]What I wanna know Mr Football Man is
[03:44.48]足球先生，我想知道的是
[03:44.48]What do you do about Willy Mays
[03:48.60]你会怎么对付Willy Mays
[03:48.60]Martin Luther King Olatunji oh
[04:01.05]Martin Luther King和Olatunji，哦
[04:01.05]Well the funniest woman I ever seen
[04:03.50]我见过最有趣的女人
[04:03.50]Was the great granddaughter of Mr Clean
[04:07.06]是Clean先生的曾孙女
[04:07.06]She takes about fifteen baths a day
[04:09.32]她一天大约洗十五次澡
[04:09.32]Wants me to grow a mustache on my face she's insane
[04:21.00]想让我留胡子，她真是疯了
[04:21.00]Well ask me why I'm drunk all the time
[04:23.75]问我为什么总是喝醉
[04:23.75]It levels my head and eases my mind
[04:28.19]因为酒精让我头脑放松，思绪平静
[04:28.19]I just walk along and stroll and sing
[04:30.76]我就一路漫步，一路歌唱
[04:30.76]I see better days and I do better things
[04:34.15]日子更好，做事也舒心
[04:34.15]I catch dinosaurs make love to Elizabeth Taylor
[04:38.79]我抓捕恐龙，和Elizabeth Taylor相爱
[04:38.79]Catch hell from Richard Burton
[04:43.08]从Richard Burton那里把她抢走