[03:50.00]My parents must've disliked me. they left me in the lurch
[03:50.00]Packed me in a basket which was left in a church
[03:50.00]It was found by a nun
[03:50.00]Who took one peep and run
[03:50.00]Screaming 'there's an eye in the middle of his head!'
[03:50.00]The man in charge reflected and then to me he said,
[03:50.00]'all men are born equal. you can earn your daily bread;
[03:50.00]Go now to the belfry
[03:50.00]Where the bats are blind and can't see
[03:50.00]There's an eye in the middle of your head.'
[03:50.00]I sat there in the gloom, thought about my lousy luck;
[03:50.00]At least if your body's offensive then your clothes cover it up
[03:50.00]But my forehead is quite smooth
[03:50.00]Except for one circular groove
[03:50.00]And that's the eye in the middle of my head.