[00:00.29]There are lots of words that mean
[00:02.78]You've been landed in the cart
[00:05.73]But i've found a new one better than the rest
[00:10.86]It's a little word called lumbered
[00:13.55]And i speaks it from the 'eart
[00:16.37]When it comes to getting lumbered i'm the best
[00:24.58]I get l-u-m-b-e-r-e-d lumbered
[00:28.72]It's enough to drive a fella round the bend
[00:33.01]Once i found a four leafed clover
[00:35.19]And a lorry ran me over
[00:37.15]So you see i still got lumbered in me end
[00:40.95]Like the time i crossed a gypsy's palm with silver
[00:45.06]And she said 'there's a stranger in your life'
[00:49.03]I got l-u-m-b-e-r-e-d lumbered
[00:53.05]'Cos the stranger caught me with his wife
[00:56.81]I get l-u-m-b-e-r-e-d lumbered
[01:01.38]Once i won two hundred thousand on the pools
[01:05.56]So i handed in me ticket
[01:07.82]Told the foreman where to stick it
[01:09.88]And i told him that includes me bag of tools
[01:13.59]Then i bought meself an 'aase in monte carlo
[01:16.54](ahem house)
[01:17.73]I was putting on me suit to catch the boat
[01:21.69]When i found that i'd been well and truly lumbered
[01:25.57]'Cos the coupon was still in me coat
[01:29.77]If i ever get me hands upon the idiot who wrote
[01:34.18]'Into every life a little rain must fall'
[01:38.16]I shall take his book of poems
[01:40.54]And i'll stuff them up his throat
[01:42.64]'Cos it seems to me as though i get it all
[01:46.41]I get l-u-m-b-e-r-e-d lumbered yeah
[01:50.53]And my luck with womengs just too rough for words
[01:54.77]On a foursome or a twosome
[01:57.01]Guess who gets the one that's gruesome
[01:59.10]Me address book's full of really ugly birds
[02:02.71]But one day i met a lovely little darling
[02:06.87]'Bout the only bit of luck i've ever had
[02:10.88]I took her come to meet the family and got lumbered
[02:14.86]'Cos me darling ran off with me dad
[02:19.29]I get l-u-m-b-e-r-e-d lumbered
[02:23.35]And the latest lumber makes me want to spit
[02:27.46]I wrote newley a long letter
[02:29.65]Saying why arengt pop songs better
[02:31.85]He put music to it and it was a hit
[02:35.55]Everywhere i go i hear his flaming number
[02:39.61]In the chinese his parade it's number ten
[02:42.85](yen ten)
[02:43.84]It's called 'l-u-m-b-e-r-e-d lumbered'
[02:47.53]But i'm never gonna get never gonna get
[02:49.96]Never never never gonna get never gonna get
[02:51.96]Never never never gonna get lumbered again
[02:58.48]Lumbered - Lonnie Donegan