[00:00.52]Girls if your heart is feeling sore
[00:03.24]Call the doctor and he'll fix it for sure
[00:05.47]You Shouldn't Call the Doctor - Dr. Feelgood
[00:06.10]I'll be over right away but you might find you have to pay
[00:08.75]For a private consultation and a guaranteed cure
[00:11.84]When you're dying of a dreadful disease
[00:14.24]You don't worry 'bout the medical fees
[00:17.31]And it's too late to change your mind the doctors pulling down the blind
[00:20.09]And your temperature is rising to a hundred degrees
[00:23.37]I'll cuddle up beside you for a start
[00:26.24]And listen to the beating of your heart
[00:29.18]And then he'll take you gently by the hand
[00:31.84]And ask you when the trouble first began
[00:35.20]And then he'll look down deep into your eyes
[00:37.54]And if your temperature continues to rise
[00:40.80]There's only one way to make it stop
[00:43.66]I'll have to prescribe the strongest medicine I've got
[00:46.62]If this doesn't cure you it'll kill
[00:49.07]But I know it's going to give you a thrill
[00:52.27]And now I've come across don't complain about the cost
[00:55.30]You shouldn't call the doctor if you can't afford the bills
[01:21.14]I'll cuddle up beside you for a start
[01:23.83]And listen to the beating of your heart
[01:26.78]And then he'll take you gently by the hand
[01:29.64]And ask you when the trouble first began
[01:32.54]And then he'll look down deep into your eyes
[01:35.13]And if your temperature continues to rise
[01:38.36]There's only one way to make it stop
[01:41.19]I'll have to prescribe the strongest medicine I've got
[01:44.10]If this doesn't cure you it'll kill
[01:46.77]But I know it's going to give you a thrill
[01:49.92]And now I've come across don't complain about the cost
[01:52.96]You shouldn't call the doctor if you can't afford the bills