[00:00.52]Girls if your heart is feeling sore [00:03.24]Call the doctor and he'll fix it for sure [00:05.47]You Shouldn't Call the Doctor - Dr. Feelgood [00:06.10]I'll be over right away but you might find you have to pay [00:08.75]For a private consultation and a guaranteed cure [00:11.84]When you're dying of a dreadful disease [00:14.24]You don't worry 'bout the medical fees [00:17.31]And it's too late to change your mind the doctors pulling down the blind [00:20.09]And your temperature is rising to a hundred degrees [00:23.37]I'll cuddle up beside you for a start [00:26.24]And listen to the beating of your heart [00:29.18]And then he'll take you gently by the hand [00:31.84]And ask you when the trouble first began [00:35.20]And then he'll look down deep into your eyes [00:37.54]And if your temperature continues to rise [00:40.80]There's only one way to make it stop [00:43.66]I'll have to prescribe the strongest medicine I've got [00:46.62]If this doesn't cure you it'll kill [00:49.07]But I know it's going to give you a thrill [00:52.27]And now I've come across don't complain about the cost [00:55.30]You shouldn't call the doctor if you can't afford the bills [01:21.14]I'll cuddle up beside you for a start [01:23.83]And listen to the beating of your heart [01:26.78]And then he'll take you gently by the hand [01:29.64]And ask you when the trouble first began [01:32.54]And then he'll look down deep into your eyes [01:35.13]And if your temperature continues to rise [01:38.36]There's only one way to make it stop [01:41.19]I'll have to prescribe the strongest medicine I've got [01:44.10]If this doesn't cure you it'll kill [01:46.77]But I know it's going to give you a thrill [01:49.92]And now I've come across don't complain about the cost [01:52.96]You shouldn't call the doctor if you can't afford the bills