[00:00.00]My Old Man's A Dustman (我爸爸是清洁工) - Lonnie Donegan
[00:00.19]Written by：Lonnie Donegan
[00:00.38]Now here's a little story
[00:04.60]To tell it is a must
[00:09.59]About an unsung hero
[00:13.48]That moves away your dust
[00:18.69]Some people make a fortune
[00:21.15]Others earn a mint
[00:25.30]My old man don't earn much
[00:28.90]In fact he's flippin' skint
[00:36.51]Oh my old man's a dustman
[00:38.73]He wears a dustman's hat
[00:40.43]He wears cor-blimey trousers
[00:42.46]And he lives in a council flat
[00:44.34]He looks a proper nana
[00:46.26]In his great big hobnail boots
[00:48.34]He's got such a job to pull them up
[00:50.27]That he calls 'em daisy roots
[00:54.92]Some folks give tips at Christmas
[00:57.03]And some of them forget
[00:58.98]So when he picks their bins up
[01:00.81]He spills some on the step
[01:02.68]Now one old man got nasty
[01:04.61]And to the council wrote
[01:06.49]Next time my old man went 'round there
[01:08.37]He punched him up the throat
[01:10.09]Oh my old man's a dustman
[01:12.22]He wears a dustman's hat
[01:13.93]He wears cor-blimey trousers
[01:15.93]And he lives in a council flat
[01:17.92]I say I say Les
[01:19.45]Yes
[01:20.48]I er I found a police dog in my dustbin
[01:23.08]Well how do you do know he's a police dog
[01:24.66]He had a policeman with him
[01:29.07]Though my old man's a dustman
[01:31.15]He's got an 'eart of gold
[01:33.06]He got married recently
[01:34.87]Though he's eighty-six years old
[01:36.86]We said 'ere hang on dad
[01:38.46]You're getting past your prime
[01:40.65]He said well when you get to my age
[01:42.48]It helps to pass the time
[01:44.55]My old man's a dustman
[01:46.35]He wears a dustman's hat
[01:48.04]He wears cor-blimey trousers
[01:49.77]And he lives in a council flat
[01:51.43]I say I say I say
[01:52.97]Huh
[01:53.73]My dustbin's full of lilies
[01:55.21]Well throw 'em away then
[01:56.60]I can't lily's wearing them
[02:01.01]Now one day whilst in a hurry
[02:03.32]He missed a lady's bin
[02:05.23]He hadn't gone but a few yards
[02:06.84]When she chased after him
[02:08.97]What game do you think you're playing
[02:10.86]She cried right from the 'eart
[02:12.68]You've missed me am I too late
[02:14.52]No jump up on the cart
[02:17.91]My old man's a dustman
[02:18.80]He wears a dustman's hat
[02:20.40]He wears cor-blimey trousers
[02:22.12]And he lives in a council flat
[02:23.70]I say I say I say
[02:26.56]Not you again
[02:27.89]My dustbin's absolutely full with toadstools
[02:30.97]How do you know it's full
[02:32.34]'Cause there's not mushroom inside
[02:36.82]He found a tiger's head one day
[02:39.63]Nailed to a piece of wood
[02:41.04]The tiger looked like miserable
[02:43.18]But I suppose he should
[02:44.93]Just then from out a window
[02:46.82]A voice began to wail
[02:48.77]It said oi where's me tiger's head
[02:50.90]Four foot from his tail
[02:52.26]Oh my old man's a dustman
[02:54.49]He wears a dustman's hat
[02:56.20]He wears cor-blimey trousers
[02:58.27]And he lives in a council flat
[02:59.94]Next time you see a dustman
[03:02.07]Looking all pale and sad
[03:03.93]Don't kick him in the dustbin
[03:05.80]It might be my old dad