[00:00.00]喂喂喂 - 软硬天师 (Soft Hard)
[00:02.28]词：林海峰
[00:04.57]曲：亚龙大
[00:06.86]早晨
[00:07.53]喂喂喂
[00:08.55]我想倾句计点解你把声似水底
[00:11.43]我想倾句计点解你把声咁鬼细
[00:14.26]向四种方向喂转弯扭曲我身体
[00:17.17]你哈啰我喂驶乜诸多好礼
[00:20.00]耳边多四位诈诈帝帝扮倾计
[00:22.91]我宣布各位接收真系有问题
[00:26.02]不另收费上帝魔鬼
[00:31.65]声大声细你系边位
[00:37.48]我听到我喂你听到我讲乜鬼
[00:40.33]你真出哂位你对耳真系有问题
[00:43.24]咁岩倾句计喂喂香蕉对折龟
[00:46.10]你拉东扯西开声就好似鬼食泥
[00:49.01]我想揾个位问究竟你系边一位
[00:51.86]无样俾我睇咁你系魔鬼定上帝
[00:54.81]不另收费上帝魔鬼
[01:00.35]声大声细你系边位
[01:08.32]喂喂喂喂喂喂
[01:14.04]喂喂喂喂喂喂
[01:43.15]喂喂喂
[01:43.90]你刚才打既电话号码未能接通
[01:45.83]喂喂喂
[01:46.71]Which language would you like to use
[01:48.75]喂喂喂
[01:49.59]普通话按3 字
[01:51.78]喂喂喂
[01:52.51]我地既辨工时间已经完毕
[01:54.68]喂喂喂
[01:55.80]你这刹那在何方
[01:57.48]喂喂喂
[01:58.15]我有说话未曾讲
[02:09.98]条线都乱咁飞到天边飞到海底
[02:12.85]发癫乱咁喂
[02:13.92]终于接通左啦喂
[02:15.64]个秘书把声似鬼
[02:16.82]佢话有说话就留低
[02:18.57]我正想讲 um
[02:19.79]喂点知线路又有问题
[02:21.47]我只想倾句计嗟
[02:22.51]唯有收埋系我心底
[02:24.28]我想倾句计
[02:25.42]你要等我呀喂喂喂喂
[02:27.57]不另收费
[02:30.31]上帝魔鬼
[02:33.13]声大声细你系边位