[00:00.06]Robot Bar Fight -Your Favorite Martian
[00:04.92]Oh snap!It's a robot bar fight
[00:06.21]Oh no!It's a robot bar fight
[00:06.87]Oh snap!It's a robot bar fight
[00:07.53]Oh no!It's a robot bar fight
[00:08.28]I remember I used to serve drinks at this local joint
[00:11.13]Cause I was broke but my focal point was
[00:13.98]This wasn't no regular bar
[00:15.66]It was a spot where robots were ready to spar
[00:18.45]And one night Megatron rolled in
[00:20.49]He ordered Pennzoil
[00:21.42]Drank it straight from a can
[00:22.65]His plan was to go and get wasted again
[00:24.87]Standing next to Megaman with a drink in his hand
[00:34.38]Oh snap!It's a robot bar fight (Have you ever seen them?)
[00:38.82]Oh no!It's a robot bar fight (You ain't never seen them)
[00:41.25]Oh snap!It's a robot bar fight (You ain't never seen them)
[00:43.53]Oh no!It's a robot bar fight
[00:44.67]Now Megatron was
[00:45.93]Rambunctious, hoping to lay
[00:47.67]That lady from the Jetsons, Rosie the Maid
[00:49.92]He said,"Hey, baby. Can I lube your parts?
[00:52.32]We can put our metal together, produce a spark."
[00:54.93]Now, she was praying for a man to defend her from the offender
[00:58.35]Her friend Bender walked in and wopped, clocked, socked him in he jaw
[01:02.28]Then he saw Dr. Robotnik
[01:04.17]And Robotnik was about to attack
[01:05.88]And Terminator grabbed a bottle sayin'"I'll be back."
[01:08.37]Cause he knew Megatron for a couple of years
[01:10.65]Hit Bender with the bottle and it busted his gears
[01:13.05]Oh snap!It's a robot bar fight (Have you eve seen them?)
[01:24.09]Oh no!It's a robot bar fight (You ain't never seen them)
[01:26.94]Oh snap!It's a robot bar fight (You ain't never seen them)
[01:29.22]Oh no!It's a robot bar fight
[01:31.17]Now Marvin the Paranoid Android was startled, right
[01:34.05]And he screamed,"It's a robot bar fight."
[01:36.18]And Robocop busted in to stop 'em
[01:38.04]Started shooting at Robotnik
[01:39.75]Blaka!Blaka!
[01:40.62]Bullet hit Robotnik in the esophagus
[01:42.84]One grazed the shoulder of Maria from Metropolis
[01:45.33]Before Robocop could say he was sorry
[01:47.40]In jumped her boyfriend Wall-E
[01:50.07]Wall-E rolled up, pretty upset
[01:51.69]Took Robocop's gun, pistol-whipped him in the neck
[01:54.15]And everybody ran.
[01:55.20]He was fixin' to shoot at R2 and C3PO kissin' in a booth
[02:05.73]Oh snap!It's a robot bar fight (Have you ever seen them?)
[02:19.41]Oh no!It's a robot bar fight (You ain't never seen them)
[02:21.84]Oh snap!It's a robot bar fight (You ain't never seen them)
[02:24.15]Oh no!It's a robot bar fight
[02:27.72]Oh snap!It's a robot bar fight (Have you ever seen them?)
[02:29.07]Oh no!It's a robot bar fight (You ain't never seen them)
[02:30.96]Oh snap!It's a robot bar fight (You ain't never seen them)
[02:33.24]Oh no!It's a robot bar fight
[02:35.25]Once Wall-E got the gat, he went crazy and snapped
[02:37.47]He had everybody trapped, and he started to cap
[02:39.99]Every single robot left in the place
[02:42.00]Even that goofy bastard from Lost in Space
[02:44.67]Wall-E paused for a moment for a re-up
[02:46.83]So I fled out the back with Maria
[02:49.11]She wasn't hurt except a scratch on her shoulder
[02:51.48]So I took her back to my home and I boned her
[02:55.83]Or maybe I just make all that up