[00:00.00]No Joke (Clean) - Apathy & Celph Titled
[00:00.33]Yo we're here to break down our science know'mean
[00:03.82]You know what time it is
[00:05.15]Yeah yeah I know what time it is
[00:06.75]What time is it is it coochie time
[00:08.58]Nah nah it's not Gucci time
[00:10.11]It's time to speak the language of demigods
[00:11.95]Yo Apathy yo Soul it's time to hear your business
[00:15.62]Step to the mic baby
[00:17.16]Bounce with these cats
[00:28.06]Yo I got a problem with the mic
[00:29.97]So I solve it like a man
[00:31.39]Grab it by the neck and rock it as hard as I can
[00:33.91]From Nike's on my feet to the mic that I freak
[00:36.38]MC's will agree that I'm precise on the beef
[00:38.72]F**k fronting shut down pacs like game over
[00:41.36]Consistently light sh*t up like chain-smokers
[00:44.13]Flex and I melt down flesh like flamethrowers
[00:46.58]Fresh is the dooky gold chain Kane showed us
[00:49.21]Funny how your honey or your dame came over
[00:51.45]When you were out last night couldn't remain sober
[00:53.91]You woke up in the morning with a bad hangover
[00:56.41]I woke up and bang a coocha til the day was over
[00:59.52]It's like that
[01:00.29]Like what
[01:00.80]Like this
[01:01.34]Motherf**kers try to dis get put on the hit list
[01:03.92]Punch punks like I'm pugilist yo catch the fist
[01:06.21]When I be taking out MC's like dogs that need to piss
[01:09.18]Easily I approach the microphone
[01:11.88]Because I ain't no joke joke
[01:14.17]Easily I approach the microphone
[01:16.94]Because I ain't no joke joke
[01:19.13]Easily I approach the microphone
[01:21.93]Because I ain't no joke joke
[01:24.17]Easily I approach the microphone
[01:26.99]Because I ain't no joke joke
[01:28.85]On a scale of one to ten approximately I'm a thousand
[01:31.68]Stomp thru your neighborhood city or project housing
[01:34.17]I am something that you never seen before
[01:36.38]Like your grandparents having sex behind close doors
[01:39.25]I rhyme like a scavenger that hunts for his prey
[01:41.66]And probably kill a dozen rappers and just call it a day
[01:44.10]All I need is a b**ch that'll give me wet dreams
[01:46.60]So I can get my rocks off like erosion in streams
[01:48.90]I drop science like clumsy professors in auditoriums
[01:51.72]And stretch niggaz out like a motherf**king accordion
[01:54.16]I make you look stupid like cruisin the back
[01:56.54]You can cruise in the greyhound and I'll cruise in my jet
[01:59.08]I'm impossible to beat like playing tic-tac-toe
[02:01.54]Celph Titled is famous for spitting ill rap flows
[02:04.02]Yo me and apathy are like brothers since birth
[02:06.44]You catch a bad one and get put under the earth
[02:09.31]Easily I approach the microphone
[02:12.11]Because I ain't no joke joke
[02:14.38]Easily I approach the microphone
[02:17.07]Because I ain't no joke joke
[02:19.44]Easily I approach the microphone
[02:22.17]Because I ain't no joke joke
[02:24.35]Easily I approach the microphone
[02:27.18]Because I ain't no joke joke
[02:29.21]Yo I find your vital organs and put a machete there
[02:32.07]Thug type ni**a but b**ches say I'm a teddy bear
[02:34.69]Al Capone style bruising your back
[02:36.58]Make you an interracial cat have blue and half black
[02:39.27]Block attacks with the raps that I spit on wack
[02:41.68]Sh*t on cats everything I flip on DAT's
[02:44.33]Hits hard like Rocky's spits cannot be missed
[02:46.67]Your God be pissed now I'm on some Nagasaki sh*t
[02:49.65]And while your at work I'll feed your b**ch a sloppy dick
[02:52.25]I got a hard drive your mans got a floppy dick
[02:54.77]The only time you have safe sex and be felt
[02:56.99]Is if you jacked off in a car wearing a seat belt
[02:59.53]Your brains melts to mush your girl felt the rush
[03:02.03]Whens Ap's bounce and bust the pelvic thrusts
[03:04.25]Twist your spine inflict despicable sh*t through rhymes
[03:07.21]Critical incredible when crippling your pitiful mind
[03:09.96]Pull out my nine and it's party and draw time
[03:11.95]You signed the death mantra
[03:13.28]And bleed between the white line
[03:14.91]Crash the players ball make the chandelier fall
[03:17.15]Choke house guests with hors d'ourves made outta sea floor
[03:19.71]And metaphors betta then yours settle the scores
[03:22.09]Leave cats wrapped up in medical gauze
[03:24.43]You better applause your feminism
[03:25.95]I'll rip out your skeleton
[03:27.12]And now ladies and gentlemen
[03:29.73]Easily I approach the microphone
[03:32.35]Because I ain't no joke joke
[03:34.61]Easily I approach the microphone
[03:37.46]Because I ain't no joke joke
[03:39.75]Easily I approach the microphone
[03:42.40]Because I ain't no joke joke
[03:44.67]Easily I approach the microphone
[03:47.44]Because I ain't no joke joke