[00:09.50]Our local picture house was showing a batman movie
[00:15.79]You see this guy fly up in the sky thought to myself 'why shouldn't I'
[00:23.26]So I bought a pair of wings went up upon a wall
[00:30.41]I was about to jump into the air when a guy from the street called
[00:37.35]He said 'hey wait a minute don't you realize the danger
[00:44.49]What do you think you are some kind of angel'
[00:47.99]I considered for a minute realized he spoke the truth
[00:57.89]For the barbells on my eyelids only emphasised my youth
[01:04.09]And the sawdust in my plimsolls means the same to him as me
[01:12.10]But that's neither here nor further so I spoke considerately
[01:16.41]'now if you understand just what I'm trying to say
[01:26.03]Whatever you do don't grin you'll give the game away'
[01:30.53]By now a crowd had gathered and it seemed that all was lost
[01:39.84]In the anger of the moment I had diced with death and lost
[01:46.49]It seemed to me the time was right so I burst into song
[01:54.05]In the anger of the moment the crowd began to sing along
[02:00.21]I could not see a way out of this predicament
[02:09.25]Just then a breeze came through the trees and up in the air I went
[02:39.85]I must have flown a mile or maybe it was eight
[02:47.13]Thought to myself pretty soon I'd hit the golden gates
[02:54.30]Just then a passing bird for no reason I could see
[03:04.80]Took a peck at my wings and that was the end of me
[03:19.90]I went down hit the ground faster than the speed of sound
[03:33.64]Luckily I broke no bones only tore my underclothes