[00:07.62]There's too many women and not enough wine [00:12.21]Too many poets and not enough rhyme [00:19.26]Too many glasses and not enough time [00:26.82]Draw your own conclusions [00:37.68]My old dog's a good old dog [00:43.14]My old man's a silly old sod [00:48.69]The human face is a terrible place [00:55.56]Choose your own examples [01:03.33]Went to the river but I could not swim [01:28.23]Knew I'd drown if I went in [01:33.66]Lost my faith in a terrible race [01:42.00]Rest in peace hereafter