[00:00.00]钱再多也活不过百年长
[00:00.12]金山银山买不到早餐铺第一笼蒸腾的热闹
[00:00.24]老伴喊："懒虫！晒被子了！"
[00:00.36]老伴喊："懒虫！晒被子了！"
[00:00.48]漂亮的脸讨不得阎王赏
[00:24.84]皱纹里藏着儿孙塞的芝麻糖
[00:31.05]这一站叫柴米油盐场
[00:34.47]下一站是两鬓白霜
[00:37.95]别追那特等车厢
[00:40.95]站台边野菊正晃
[00:46.92]人间烟火烫！
[00:49.35]烫金奖状不如一碗热汤
[00:53.16]活着就够棒！
[00:55.50]知足是防弹衣健康是金矿
[00:59.34]人间烟火烫！
[01:01.68]满汉全席不如油条炸得黄
[01:05.43]活着就够棒！
[01:28.38]谁家灶台没溅过油星脏
[01:33.51]朋友圈的猫也掉毛在真皮沙发
[01:40.77]温饱无虑是菩萨打赏
[01:46.20]无病无灾该磕三个响
[01:53.13]让一让让夕阳穿破防盗窗
[01:56.34]放一放放房贷压弯的脊梁
[02:02.70]最奢侈是被窝里的哈欠响
[02:09.75]人间烟火烫！
[02:12.09]烫金奖状不如一碗热汤
[02:15.90]活着就够棒！
[02:18.21]知足是防弹衣健康是金矿
[02:22.08]人间烟火烫！
[02:24.36]满汉全席不如油条炸得黄
[02:28.17]活着就够棒！