[00:10.41]She's fuddled my fancy she's muddled me good [00:19.80]I've taken to drinking and given up food [00:28.59]I'm buying an island somewhere in the sun [00:38.91]I'll hide from the natives live only on rum [00:51.12]I'm selling my memoirs [00:55.89]I'm writing it down [01:00.87]If no one will pay me [01:05.67]I'll burn down the town [01:09.57]I'll rent out an aircraft and print on the sky [01:20.25]If God likes my story then maybe he'll buy [02:13.32]I'm buying a ticket for places unknown [02:23.13]It's only a one way: [02:27.84]I'm not coming home [02:31.89]She's swallowed my secret and taken my name [02:42.33]To follow my footsteps and knobble me lame