[00:08.61]黛眉双锁困
[00:27.89]叹家嘅贫
[00:36.73]呆佬个人
[00:38.00]虽然呆呆哋啫
[00:39.90]但系个人系好好嘅
[00:46.58]夫婿戆直人呆笨
[00:53.14]只怨命运空悲困
[01:04.06]爹妈轻信媒人
[01:06.52]误结盟
[01:19.81]今日时界爹佢寿辰
[01:30.08]应尽儿女本份
[01:37.04]本来老父寿辰
[01:39.31]理应与夫同返娘家
[01:42.34]拜寿嘅
[01:44.14]哎为是家道贫穷
[01:47.88]少不免要张罗
[01:49.87]贺礼啰
[01:51.46]所谓人情紧过债
[01:53.86]嗳不如叫佢出嚟
[01:55.96]想下办法至得
[01:58.62]哎吔呆佬呆佬
[02:02.41]嚟啦嚟啦
[02:03.84]嚟喇嚟喇
[02:08.40]我唔算笨食饱瞓
[02:13.12]佢一叫我连随
[02:15.63]就起身佢定有因
[02:20.03]要快去叩见
[02:22.43]娇妻大人
[02:25.62]乜嘢呀
[02:26.97]你无挂虑
[02:28.78]你只顾食饱瞓
[02:31.75]家计从来未上过心
[02:35.97]今日系阿爹
[02:38.58]添寿庚要贺金
[02:41.01]爹爹嘅寿辰
[02:44.63]哗真真开心
[02:47.49]哼因乜开心嗻
[02:50.23]因为有得饮啰
[02:52.61]真令我勐嘅
[02:54.88]我问句娇妻
[02:57.42]乜事得咁勐
[02:59.66]知否礼物
[03:01.95]想买又冇银
[03:03.66]哦无礼物
[03:06.05]点将外父氹呀有
[03:09.00]呢手信全无
[03:11.47]未尽孝心啰
[03:13.66]你欲孝心等我谂啦
[03:17.25]等你谂恐怕蚊都瞓
[03:22.45]等我谂啦
[03:23.69]谂乜鬼呀你
[03:28.21]嘿哈揾啲乜嘢
[03:31.30]做手信
[03:31.89]日上中天时正午
[03:35.03]系呀晏咯啰
[03:36.74]张罗无计怎成行
[03:42.21]嘿
[03:43.32]想个办法呀呆佬
[03:44.76]哎呀咪吵啦
[03:46.09]人哋谂紧
[03:46.42]啊有啦有办法喇
[03:48.39]有办法
[03:54.01]嘿我阿爹寻晚
[03:57.57]去捉田鸡
[03:59.25]唓
[04:00.25]捉田鸡関乜嘢事呀
[04:01.95]哦捉到好多蛤乸啊
[04:04.28]田鸡即系蛤乸啰嘛
[04:05.86]佢足足捉咗有成箩
[04:08.96]呢啲咪就可以做得
[04:11.22]现成嘅礼品啰
[04:16.63]系嘛
[04:17.30]啊系啵
[04:18.53]哦
[04:19.09]哎呀所谓物轻
[04:20.71]情意重
[04:22.13]呢回呢就俾你
[04:23.52]叻返一次啦呆佬
[04:24.31]次次都咁叻架啦
[04:25.91]赞下佢又懒得意
[04:27.82]呐咁你快啲
[04:29.10]换过件长衫
[04:30.45]换长衫
[04:31.19]挽住笼田鸡
[04:32.24]代表我同阿爹
[04:33.86]拜寿啦
[04:35.52]我而家去
[04:36.56]仲唔去
[04:37.36]咦乜你唔去呀
[04:39.29]哎哟我
[04:40.39]我都系唔去啰
[04:41.83]哦我一个人去
[04:43.95]点得架又去啦
[04:48.12]自浔裙布荆衩
[04:55.03]姐姐们珠光宝气
[04:58.81]我恐防失礼
[05:02.77]众亲朋
[05:07.14]何况我豆蔻胎含
[05:14.72]来往道路崎岖
[05:18.40]足未出门先倦困
[05:27.09]我叫句好娇妻
[05:34.38]我亦晓得
[05:35.74]怜香惜玉
[05:38.18]都能代表你
[05:42.20]去贺生辰
[05:46.74]一切都有我代劳
[05:53.93]你即管在家
[05:55.29]休养金躯
[05:57.92]哎弊弊弊
[05:59.75]做乜嘢呀你
[06:00.95]弊在我冇
[06:02.06]氹咗外父成年
[06:04.18]我又唔认得佢间屋
[06:07.69]得叫我如何寻揾
[06:14.56]嗳我早知你
[06:16.18]吝尽架啦呆佬
[06:17.61]我唔知掂啰
[06:21.69]我俾定草纸多张
[06:25.77]你不用多忧困
[06:30.00]呢叠草纸
[06:31.73]你自己入巷
[06:33.31]每一间派一张
[06:34.95]嗰间就系喇
[06:35.86]收尾嗰张就系喇唔
[06:38.90]总之派完之后
[06:45.00]便到你岳丈
[06:47.45]家内行
[06:50.71]哦憨我识啰
[06:52.18]识喇嘛
[06:53.22]得喇
[06:54.76]我会谨记于心
[06:58.80]草纸派完
[07:00.25]就唔再揾系嘛
[07:03.14]憨都唔记得啦
[07:04.60]憨我而家去喇吓
[07:05.98]快啲去快啲返呀
[07:06.98]哦我即刻去啰
[07:11.10]佢虽然呆夹笨
[07:15.40]但为人算谨慎
[07:18.91]等我返入去先
[07:24.33]唔哟
[07:26.52]哦行起嚟唔系远啦
[07:29.64]咴咗
[07:35.79]行行行
[07:37.94]咄声眨下眼
[07:40.26]入到丛林
[07:43.26]渐觉人倦困
[07:45.56]急到心又震
[07:48.17]不跃讨一阵
[07:50.46]然后再起行
[07:53.46]今朝瞓因口渴
[07:55.61]不应太过饮水多
[08:00.12]觉得腹痛阵阵
[08:04.77]除得将水放
[08:08.62]就冇得呀震
[08:10.80]咴乜快快啲
[08:11.95]越讲越急添
[08:13.04]咴呀是可忍
[08:14.20]孰不可忍
[08:14.86]趁趁冇人呀
[08:15.47]快嘀喱入去树林
[08:16.77]放低佢先至得啰咴
[08:28.56]哎哎呀舒服嗮
[08:32.73]啊做乜嘢呀
[08:34.20]你又急啊
[08:35.83]嗨你真系吝尽啰
[08:37.80]大早出声呀
[08:39.09]咪同霾一齐啰
[08:40.74]嘿好啦好啦
[08:42.13]放你出嚟
[08:42.88]放你出嚟
[08:43.59]呐去啰去啰
[08:46.22]系喂咪走唔切啦
[08:49.27]呐搅掂呀
[08:50.24]快啲返嚟吓
[08:52.98]哎呀喂喂喂
[08:55.50]你做乜跳嗮落塘呀
[08:57.76]啊喂
[08:59.54]哎呀使乜咁卫生呢
[09:01.22]又话要冲个凉喔
[09:03.05]快啲返嚟返嚟呀
[09:05.81]喔喔弊喂喂
[09:08.02]哎呀嘿弊啦
[09:09.37]呢趟阿崩叫狗
[09:10.71]佢越叫越走
[09:12.04]唉弊啰乜轮呢次
[09:13.88]揾乜嘢做礼物
[09:15.09]同外父拜寿呢
[09:16.72]嘿唯有返去
[09:18.10]返去话俾老婆听
[09:19.18]呢次实听闹都得啰
[09:27.65]老婆
[09:28.32]咦呆佬返嚟喇
[09:29.85]咦乜你咁快返嚟呀
[09:32.26]哟系咧阿爹
[09:33.85]冇叫你饮咩
[09:34.91]仲饮饮鬼饮马咩
[09:37.77]行到半路
[09:39.01]人有三急个嘛
[09:40.89]嗬点知嗰笼田鸡
[09:42.64]佢又话急喔
[09:43.86]吓
[09:44.64]憨我又放佢
[09:46.18]出嚟一齐啦
[09:47.37]等佢松吓啦
[09:49.13]系唔系
[09:49.79]点不知佢哋佢哋
[09:52.01]跳嗮落塘去洗身呀
[09:54.44]哎呀真系俾你
[09:55.72]激死人啰
[09:58.04]哎
[09:58.57]我叫极佢
[09:59.37]都唔返嚟喔
[10:00.53]呀
[10:01.68]你可算天下
[10:03.32]第一个呆人呀