[00:13.54]I read the news today oh boy
[00:19.73]About a lucky man who made the grade
[00:25.84]And though the news was rather sad
[00:32.10]Well I just had to laugh
[00:38.21]I saw the photograph
[00:44.33]He blew his mind out in a car
[00:50.54]He didn't notice that the lights had changed
[00:56.77]A crowd of people stood and stared
[01:02.83]They'd seen his face before
[01:05.60]Nobody was really sure
[01:07.03]If he was from the House of Lords
[01:12.22]I saw a film today oh boy
[01:18.18]The English army had just won the war
[01:24.34]A crowd of people turned away
[01:30.50]But I just had to look
[01:34.10]Having read the book
[01:39.05]I'd love to turn you on
[02:21.78]Woke up fell out of bed
[02:24.85]Dragged a comb across my head
[02:29.24]Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
[02:32.38]And looking up I noticed I was late
[02:36.53]Found my coat and grabbed my hat
[02:39.50]Made the bus in seconds flat
[02:43.94]Found my way upstairs and had a smoke
[02:47.17]Somebody spoke and I went into a dream
[03:19.89]I read the news today oh boy
[03:25.63]Four thousand holes in Blackburn Lancashire
[03:31.46]And though the holes were rather small
[03:37.35]They had to count them all
[03:39.93]Now they know how many holes
[03:41.21]It takes to fill the Albert Hall
[03:45.52]I'd love to turn you on