[00:00.03]抽象谐音演绎，仅供娱乐参考
[00:00.10]非任何语言文字的规范性释义
[00:00.15]非任何语言文字实际语义表达
[00:03.29]爸爸它抢我遥控器
[00:06.50]嘿这外星人欺负小朋友啊
[00:09.32]抢什么遥控器啊
[00:15.83]看把人家孩子给吓的
[00:21.50]我要擦皮鞋呀擦皮鞋
[00:23.41]啊你的鼻孔妙妙
[00:25.44]外星人咕咕嘎嘎
[00:27.03]你已急哭
[00:27.86]白菜对着我笑
[00:29.03]疯狂的鸽子在乱叫
[00:30.84]我的身材太曼妙
[00:32.57]辛巴爸爸
[00:33.53]鹿爸爸
[00:34.42]哈基米咒语
[00:35.26]黑曼巴
[00:36.80]您瞅瞅您瞅瞅这诶嘿
[00:38.90]这也忒神圣了点儿啊
[00:43.38]歪比巴卜丝果衣
[00:45.17]丝果衣加奶
[00:46.99]法秀三代
[00:50.54]咕咕嘎嘎丝果衣
[00:52.35]丝果衣加奶
[00:54.23]法秀三代
[00:57.77]巴巴博一丝果衣
[00:59.52]丝果衣加奶
[01:01.30]法秀三代
[01:04.80]我的刀盾丝果衣
[01:06.61]丝果衣加奶
[01:08.44]法秀三代
[01:16.08]嘿您瞅瞅您瞅瞅这
[01:17.78]这外星人乌泱乌泱的
[01:20.04]红色的绿色的紫色的
[01:21.94]这什么色的都有嘿
[01:24.00]这干嘛呢这是开会呢啊
[01:33.20]我要擦皮鞋呀擦皮鞋
[01:35.11]啊你的鼻孔妙妙
[01:37.07]外星人咕咕嘎嘎
[01:38.73]你已急哭
[01:39.41]白菜对着我笑
[01:40.68]疯狂的鸽子在乱叫
[01:42.43]我的身材太曼妙
[01:44.17]辛巴爸爸
[01:45.21]鹿爸爸
[01:46.06]哈基米咒语
[01:47.19]黑曼巴
[01:58.81]歪比巴卜丝果衣
[02:00.42]丝果衣加奶
[02:02.18]法秀三代
[02:05.97]咕咕嘎嘎丝果衣
[02:07.52]丝果衣加奶
[02:09.33]法秀三代
[02:13.34]巴巴博一丝果衣
[02:14.71]丝果衣加奶
[02:16.52]法秀三代
[02:20.03]我的刀盾丝果衣
[02:21.85]丝果衣加奶
[02:23.65]法秀三代
[02:30.25]最后啊您猜怎么着
[02:32.25]这外星人啊被这哈基米小队
[02:35.95]放在表情包里了
[02:38.91]您瞅瞅您瞅瞅这
[02:40.27]这外星人放在表情包里
[02:42.06]真不错嘿
[02:43.13]咱把这红心点了吧
[02:45.20]有空啊咱上那火星溜达溜达